Fashion icon, immortal ghoul, and forever cunt, Karl Lagerfeld, has photographed Kim Kardashian and Kanye West like a billion times and used Kris Jenner spawn, Kendall Jenner, in numerous Chanel and Fendi shows, and even cast her in his own eyewear campaign, so I kind of assumed he had become one of those high fashion designers who had given up and given into the Kardashian/Jenner cult.
However, after the Chanel show this past week, Karl let the world know he was not here with the pity for Kim Kardashian’s Paris robbery, and thinks that shit was her own fault.
When a reporter asked Karl about Kim being held at gun point robbed of $10 million in jewelry in what might potentially be a PR stunt for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Karl let the world know that he wasn’t going to be a shoulder for Kim to attempt to ugly cry on (I assume with all those fillers producing real tears has now become impossible). Instead, he said:
It’s a very bad thing for Paris. But I don’t understand why she in a hotel with no security…If you are that famous and you all your jewelry on [social media], you go to hotels where nobody can come near to the room. You cannot display your wealth and then be surprised that some people want to share it with you.
Annnnnd SNAP!
While I sympathize with Kim for being held at gunpoint because that’s super scary, Karl makes a pretty good point. Home girl flashes her diamonds and money all over Instagram to constantly remind the rest of us (like Tyga) what major hobos we are. THEN she goes into a hotel with no security and tells her bodyguard he can have the night off?
Girl, I wouldn’t walk around a rough part of town yelling how I had $100,000 in cash in my bag then be surprised when my ass got robbed, which is basically the equivalent of what Kim did.
I guess Kris won’t be inviting Karl to her annual Christmas Eve party this year. Oh, who am I kidding? Karl is a big name in fashion, maybe even the biggest, he could’ve said that it was too bad the robbers didn’t shoot Kim, and Kris would still tongue his asshole.