Last night, my friend Samantha wrote on my Facebook wall “I really feel like I need to hear your take on how it seems like the Kardashians are trying to make Paris Hilton a thing again”, and, tbh, I was so happy someone else had noticed this social media phenomenon.
Starting a little over a year ago and escalating these past several months, it seems like the KarJenners and Paris Hilton are like total BFF again and closer than ever, which has suddenly rendered Paris Hilton relevant again. Obviously, this fills me with a lot of opinions.
Nowadays, it seems like every time Kris Jenner or one of her lady spawns posts ANYTHING on Instagram, Paris Hilton is the first person to like it and comment something nice.
At first, I thought this might be one of those Regina George telling girls their clothes was so cute when really she thought it was ugly things, but now I’m not so sure.
Suddenly, Paris Hilton is posting Instagram pics of herself in Khloe’s Good American clothing line and videos of herself opening her Valentine’s Day perfume from Kim. Then she’s posting “Girls Night” pics with Kris Jenner and I’m like uhhhh, k?
The biggest moment of this whole strange thing is when various social media personalities began posting pics of themselves dressed as Kim Kardashian wearing Yeezy season 6 clothes as part of Kanye’s elaborate campaign for his fashion line. This included Paris Hilton:
That is Paris Hilton dressed as Kim Kardashian to help promote Kim’s husband’s clothing line. What in the actual FUCK is going on?
Paris Hilton has literally said she made that whole family famous and has talked some real shit about former BFF Kim K over the years, and now suddenly the teacher has become the student as Paris Hilton latches onto America’s most famous family to reclaim some social relevance?
Is this some weird act of charity on the KarJenner’s part? Do they realize that Paris DID help make them famous so they’re throwing her a fucking bone? I’m so confused. These bitches went from hating each other to having the biggest Instagram love fest I have ever seen. I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but let me just tell you that I do not like it because it seems suspicious af.
Stayed tuned, because I feel like this shit is going somewhere weird.