When normal people get headaches they usually pop a Tylenol or Ibuprofen and get on with their fucking day. However, as we have long established, Kanye West is not a normal fucking person, so when he got a headache while on tour in Australia, he got rushed to the hospital to get an emergency MRI.
I’d say I was surprised that Kanye West would get so dramatic over something so trivial, but I’m a really terrible liar, even via blog. Reports are saying that Kanye was having a headache and believed he was about to have a seizure and requested to be rushed to get an MRI. I used to also think I was about to have seizures, turns out I was just a paranoid asshole who suffered from anxiety. I feel like I can finally relate to Kanye…
Here’s the thing, as a former paranoid asshole who suffers from anxiety, I also used to go to the doctor for absolutely fucking everything and would probably get full body MRI’s every time I coughed if I could. I mean, I’ve abused the fuck out of Canada’s free health care system, so, in a sense, I get where Kanye is coming from.
However, down in Australia, much like in Canada, there is a long wait list for people to actually get in to get an MRI, and because Kanye West got all worked up about a headache, many people who’d been waiting a long damn time to see doctors were cleared out of waiting rooms and had their MRIs delayed, which is what really pisses me off about this whole thing.
I mean it’s bad enough that celebrities can just show up to restaurants and get pushed ahead of average joe’s who have probably been saving up for months to have a special night at a fancy restaurant with their loved one and now they’re going to be delayed for two hours because Adam fucking Levine just showed up, but to fuck up people’s medical appointments because you’ve got a fucking migraine? Bitch please.
P.S. Kanye is fine. In case you gave a shit. I personally just gave one of these:
AugustUnlimited says
Who the hell cares – he IS a headache!
John Felix Koziol says
Kany