Hey! Looks who’s back! And just in time for Kanye West’s epic Twitter meltdown! Even though I’m sure you’re all super curious as to what I’ve been up to, I’d like to focus this blog on the man of the hour: Yeezy. Remember when Amanda Bynes went all crazy and ended up being legit mentally ill? And how at the beginning of that she posted some insane stuff on Twitter? Yeah, that’s basically Kanye now.
Between taking credit for Wiz Khalifa’s kid, claiming Bill Cosby’s innocence, and begging Mark Zuckerberg for a billion dollars, Kanye is like one tweet away from asking Drake to murder his vagina (remember when Amanda Bynes did that?! But we can actually feel bad for Amanda Bynes…)
In the past couple of months, Kanye has really out-Kanye’d himself, which I really didn’t think was possible. My decision to start blogging again is almost solely based on this man shoving his head further up his own asshole, which makes sense since according to Amber Rose he really likes things put up his booty hole.
Via Twitter, he got into a huge feud with Wiz and said some insane shit about how he made it ok for black men to wear skinny jeans, and how Amber Rose is a stripper who trapped Wiz, and how he’s responsible for Wiz’s kid and some other insane shit. Amber shot back that Kanye was just depressed that she wasn’t around to finger his asshole anymore.
Most people would’ve just ignored that Amber burn, but not Kanye. Nope, he got all “the lady doth protest too much” with that anal play accusation, tweeting how he wasn’t into that stuff, which really made it seem like he WAS into that stuff.
Aside from his Twitter feud with Wiz and Amber, Kanye has also gone on Twitter to defend serial rapist and pudding aficionado, Bill Cosby, claim he is $53 million in debt from creating his God-level art (Yeezy boosts are the trainers that Jesus himself would have worn, and he claims The Life of Pablo is a gospel record…even though he raps about fucking Taylor Swift, Rob Kardashian fucking Blac Chyna, and fucking models with bleached assholes. He also brings up his wife’s sex tape again because he’s a good husband like that. This record is about as gospel as a Bloodhound Gang song), beg Mark Zuckerberg and other billionaires to stop building schools in Africa and give him money instead to make real art that will change the world, because nothing is going to make the world a better place quite like making clothes that 99% of people would have to take out a bank loan just to buy and will make you look like a Walking Dead zombie. And not even a main zombie. A zombie extra.
He also took to Twitter to defend his new song “Famous”, where he raps about fucking Taylor Swift because he made her famous (yes, because drunkenly snatching an award she was winning from her hands is what made her famous. I think Taylor Swift is an uppity Regina George-style bitch, but she’s a bitch who made herself famous), claiming Taylor made that line up herself and loved it. I mean, maybe she did and she’s hardcore trolling him by denying she had anything to do with the lyric and is super offended by that shit, making her billions of minions turn on Kanye, and if that’s the case, two snaps to you Taylor Swift. You did revenge right. Wait several years, make amends, let him think you’re down for him to rap some offensive shit about you, then turn the world against him when he does. That is impressive as hell.
Aside from Twitter, TMZ recently leaked a sound clip of Kanye throwing a tirade before his SNL performance last week because the stage wasn’t right. In his little bitch tantrum, he compared himself to Stanley Kubrick and some other greats and I’m legit at the point where I think that Kanye West has gone beyond delusional and might be in legit Amanda Bynes territory. Like not just insane on Twitter, but needs like one of this 5150 things or whatever where someone else makes all his decisions for him and controls his money so he can stop spending millions on hobo rags.
Where are Jay Z and Beyoncé? Can someone please come tell them to take control of Kanye? Clearly he’s had too much of the Kardashian kool-aid they only gives to the men (see: Scott, Lamar, and Rob), so someone needs to come give his ass a cleanse. I’m praying for you Kanye, you misogynistic, egomaniac, finger in the booty hole lover.
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