As we’ve learned over the past decade and a half, Kanye West isn’t exactly subtle when it comes to discussing his feelings. He’s said George Bush didn’t like black people, that Taylor Swift didn’t deserve her MTV award, and that Donald Trump was cool, so it shouldn’t have come as a surprise when he revealed in a new song that he was sexually attracted to all of wife Kim Kardashian’s sisters.
In his new song ‘XTCY’, Kanye admits that he wants to “smash” Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie, and, tbh, I think Kris Jenner is probs really offended he didn’t include her in his list of family members he wanted to fuck.
In the song, Kanye so eloquently raps:
You got sick thoughts? I got more of ’em. You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got 4 of them. Damn those is your sisters. You did something unholy to them pictures.
What shocks me more than these lyrics is the fact that people actually seem shocked by this. I’ve always assumed that Kanye West sat around all day, jerking off while he fantasized about having a giant Kardashian/Jenner sister orgy. I can’t even say I blame him. Kourtney just keeps getting hotter with age, Kim is his wife and regardless of what you think of her she is an attractive woman, Khloe looks better now than she ever has, Kendall is a fucking super model, and changeling Kylie is pretty regardless of her cheek fillers and wonky boob job.
What I’m more interested in is which of Kim’s sisters do you think he’s the most attracted to? I feel like it’s Kendall and Kourtney, but that’s probably because those are my preferences. In reality, it’s probably Khloe and Kylie, because the BBC seems to looooooove those two, you know what I’m saying?
Either way, just another day of Kanye being Kanye.