Many things separate Kanye West from the rest of the hip-hop crowd – for example there’s his style, his attitude and his willingness to spend £2,000 flying a five-foot curried fish to New York from Wales every time he gets a bit peckish.

The British Raj Indian restaurant in Rogerstone near Newport has apparently been contacted by Kanye West’s people because Kanye wants a five-foot curried Ayre fish as the centrepiece of some kind of banquet thing he’s holding later this week. So tomorrow The British Raj will send the food – along with chef Kaysor Ahmed – to New York from Wales to give Kanye West and his guests a typical British takeaway curry experience. Presumably this means that Kaysor Ahmed will telephone Kanye West 12 times during the journey because he’s somehow got lost and then pretend to have no change on him when he reaches Kanye’s house to try and get a bigger tip.