Kaley Cuoco Gets Engaged Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

Kaley cuocoWhat’s the best way to get over your break up with Superman? According to Kaley Cuoco, it’s getting engaged to the nearest six foot hunk of manliness.

In addition to the accolade of being the most attractive member of the Big Bang cast, she can now boast about managing to bag a ?pro-tennis player after bumping uglies for a mere three months. Ryan Sweeting – whose name I will always misread as ‘Sweet Thing’, which is better and he should consider legally changing his name to – popped that pretty question on Wednesday and had a big-ass sparkler to go along with it.

Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting Primetime Emmys 2013

It’s no wonder she looks smug. They made their first red carpet appearance at a pre-Emmys party, which is what famous people do to show everyone that their relationship is for realsies. Kind of like the showbiz equivalent of updating your relationship status on Facebook.

Despite the fact that some people have been in longer relationships with tubs of ice cream, a ‘source’ close to Kaley insists that this is totes true love, guys.

“It’s only been three months but she knows Ryan is the one…when you know, you know.”

I don’t mean to piss on your cornflakes, Kaley, but Khloe Kardashian probably thought the same thing. Those wedding bells can give way to hypodermic needles and left-up toilet seats quicker than you can say ‘pre-nup’.

It will be the first marriage for both but the second engagement for Kaley, who also happens to be fresh out of a relationship with Henry Cavill. The two broke up in June after going on a few public but very attractive dates.

Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill

She showed off the rock when she turned up to the set of The Wedding Ringer,?a totally not crappy sounding rom com about bride whose groom hires a stranger as his best man. It sounds like the kind of thing that should star Paul Rudd, doesn’t it? He must be busy.

Kaley Cuoco engagement ring

Ugh, look at the size of that thing. Some women have all the luck.