K-Fed, the husband of the long-suffering Britney Spears, has unleashed a vicious and frightening threat on the world if his shitty album fails; the gimp-faced fool has only gone and said that if his record bombs – as it surely will – he’s set to become a stripper.

Kevin Federline, whose PopoZao single is terrorising innocent music fans all over the Internet, has come up with a clever plan to make the good people of the world buy his forthcoming album – Kevin  is threatening to whip his genitalia out and wave it in a grotesque and sickening manner in the faces of gullible paying customers at a strip club near you.

Kevin Federline is keen to launch a music career – but he’s no fool, he’s fully expecting a giant failure. Female First quoted Kevin yakking about his horrific back-up plan should his rap career go awry:

"I’ll be at your local strip club, but I’ll be the one dancing."

Perhaps this is in response to the strict budget Britney Spears (CDs) has allegedly
put her ex-dancer husband on. Britney’s big bucks are apparently
dwindling fast due to Kevin’s outrageous spending, which has earned him
another unfortunate, yet more appropriate, nickname – Kevin Spenderline.

Please Britney, people all over the world are on their knees begging
you to give the man back his credit cards, re-instate his store
accounts and get him another Ferrari, for the love of God, please.
Otherwise, we’re stuck between a cock and a hard place – his dusty
little willy in one ear and his shockingly grim ‘music’ in the other.

It’s a cruel, cruel world with dirty old K-Fed running amok in it.

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Kevin Federline to become stripper? – Femalefirst 

[story by Joanna Sim]