Anyone who has ever listened to even a millisecond of Justin Timberlake music knows that Justin Timberlake is the undisputed king of pube-haired blippy R&B music, and now it's time for Timberland to share the wealth with his own record label.

Tennman Records is the name of the record label that Justin Timberlake has started with Interscope, and it's hoped that the soon-to-be unveiled Tennman Records roster will be a beacon for the world's most talented artists who make Justin Timberlake-produced blippy R&B songs containing enough gaps in the middle for Justin Timberlake to do his girly squealing guest-vocal shtick in and don't mind that Justin Timberlake hogs every one of their music videos like some kind of squeaky-voiced, pube-haired attention whore all the time. 

Life must be tough when you're as successful as Justin Timberlake. All the goals you've set yourself have been attained and even the ridiculous ones you just made up to pass the time – bring sexy back? Check. Enrage the woman from A Life Less Ordinary? Check. Impress one of the world's most beautiful women with a date at Nando's? Sadly, check – are being seen through with ridiculous ease.

So what's left for Justin Timberlake now that he has everything he could ever wish for? Thankfully, Justin's brief infatuation with designing rubbish clothes seems to have passed – leaving him to concentrate on what he does best. Well, OK, not best. Most frequently. Anyway, we're talking about music.

Justin Timberlake has always been keen to help out other artists, like the Black Eyed Peas, Nelly Furtardo, Timbaland and – just to shut everyone up for a second – Britney Spears. But now Justin Timberlake is turning his interest legitimate with Tennman Records, a new vanity project record label that Justin has set up with Interscope. There have been plenty of quotes about Tennman from all sorts of record executives, but they're all full of identical backslappy business-speak so we won't print them. Instead, here's what Justin Timberlake has to say on the matter:

“We are all excited about the talent we have to offer already on our roster, and I cannot wait to introduce the world to my new discoveries.”

Not that we can see how Justin Timberlake will be able to commit too much time to Tennman Records though – he's also apparently busy producing tracks for Madonna's next album, looking to star in more rubbish films that nobody watches and performing any number of attention-seeking award-show duets and children's award hosting that he can get his hands on.

Best of luck to Justin Timberlake and Tennman Records, and we look forward to hearing the label's first release – a song called Justin's Bringing Sexy Back by The Dynamite Justin Timberlake Majorette All-Star Squadron (Featuring Justin Timberlake).

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Timberlake Launching Own Record Label – MSNBC