Justin Bieber fans are mental. They’re the most mental of the mental. Once, as an experiment, a Hecklerspray staffer was sent into a group of young girls (yes, we know, that’s not normally allowed). Their task was to simply mouth the words “Justin” and “Bieber”.
Within seconds, their poor ears had imploded from shrieks of fandom. Within minutes, they were ripped limb-from-limb and the torso was kicked around like a rag-doll while young women stood around singing ‘One Time’. Then they broke the internet Tweeting about it.
As such, it’s fully expected that more news about Master Bieber will see people screaming and screaming and rendered useless when trying to enter comments on this very article. That’s our excuse for the barren wasteland of opinions thus far.
So, have you heard about Justin Bieber wanting to go into acting? Have you heard about his manager and how he might be going to prison because you fans are just too insane? Did you hear about him taking his top-off and how we got a picture of it?
So. This acting business. The pint-sized star has said that he wants to get into acting. Acting in films where he’ll be so insufferably sweet that even Andrex puppies will start slagging him off under their breath. Bieber is to appear on Saturday Night Live, which will no doubt be soundtracked by girls trying to not cry uncontrollably, biting straight through their lips down to the jawbone.
The 16-year-old singer said:
“Acting is something I would like to try. I don’t get nervous, really.
“I am going to go on Saturday Night Live and I want to do some skits like Justin Timberlake, Rihanna and Beyonc? did.
“I’m not afraid of looking stupid and taking the mickey out of myself.”
Meanwhile, while our Justin dreams of Oscars, his manager is sat in a darkened room shitting his pants.
That’s right! Because of you crazy kids, Scott ‘Scooter’ Braun has been arrested in New York in connection because of your ‘fan frenzy’.
Basically, you mad fuckers went to a mall to see Bieber at a scheduled performance/meet and greet thing. Sadly, too many of you turned up and it all got called off.
Instead of listening to the people who worked at the event, you screamed and hollered. The only people you’d listen to was Bieber (or someone from his camp). As such, the manager was allegedly asked to Tweet fans explaining what had happened.
Unfortunately, he dragged his feet over it (allegedly of course) and you lot tore the place up. That’s because you’re all crackers. Braun is now seeing what will happen on the charge of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance. Thanks to you weirdos, he might get sent to prison for a year.
If he does get sent down, may we suggest that you spend all your time screaming outside his cell. We reckon he’d really like that.
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Jacqui says
I’m presuming you’ve seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD9pcGonqeI
Justin Bieber fans are fucked up. Like, really.
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Emily Aviles says
I am not a fan but i like Justin bieber song thats all ^^)
tania says
i know some fans are crazy they don’t understand anything justin bieber wants to be like anyother kid in the world a ordernary kid he doesnot want people scrreaming at him i mean like seriousley how would you like that if it happened to you give me a break………….
Chamonix says
It’s not the girls freaking fault it was just lack of security and less control of the situation, I was at the sydney one in australia and we were just ordinary girls wanting to catch a glimpse of the most beautiful boy on earth. Is that really much to ask? A GLIMPSE!?!?!?
This article is bullcrap mr writer of this article.