Pubeless girls the world over are currently getting their school bags in a twist over absolutely any snippet of news or information concerning Justin Bieber. Only yesterday, Bieber considered having a look at his Twitter feed whilst on the pan, curling one out, and the internet actually set on fire. This, of course, means that people like us shamelessly latch on to this in the hope that someone might read our stupid words as well.

So what’s going on then? We’ve got pictures of Justin Bieber naked? We’ve got news that he is in fact having sex with a variety of barnyard animals because he hates humans so much that he actually has to get up early in a morning to cram all the loathing in?

Of course not. That’s just silly talk. He is, in fact, going to start in a film.

Yes ladies… once you’ve finished screaming your lungs up through your tear-ducts, you’ll know that Justin Bieber is going to star as himself in a 3D biopic from Oscar-winning An Inconvenient Truth director Davis Guggenheim.

That’ll be a challenging role for him won’t it?

The As-Yet-Untitled-Movie will include performance and tour footage of the prancing pre-born spliced together with a narrative exploring his life story.

It will probably go something like this: ‘I was born and, well, that was a matter of minutes ago so… yeah! Here I am! Any of you ladies want to nibble on my umbilical cord?‘

Bieber recently divulged the movie news on his Twitter page, writing:

“Just some incredible news… Next Valentine’s we r coming with a major 3D Movie telling the story with an Oscar winning director and also filmin the tour at MSG in NYC!!”

It’s going to be amazing and insightful isn’t it? ISN’T IT?

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