Bottle magnet and prepubescent underpant creamer, Justin Bieber, has been approached to appear in another episode of CSI, show bosses have confirmed. It must be lovely to know that all your clever writing and camera work is completely drowned out by the sound of screaming simpletons.

TV execs don’t care though. They love the spike in interest that Bieber pretty much guarantees. Anyway, there are various reports stating that Bieber, who stars in the crime drama’s 11th season premiere, has been asked to reprise his role as a “troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother”.

The quandary being “Do I tell him that I’m going to sing at him until his eye sockets bleed, or not?”

Creator Don McGill, writer Carol Mendelsohn and producer Anthony Zuiker said in a joint statement:

“Every 20 years, a phenomenon like Justin Bieber graces our world. We’d like to believe that the phenomenon of CSI has had the same impact on popular culture.

“The opportunity to bring them together in the premiere is a great treat for our audience and all of its new viewers. This will be true event television.”

Mendelsohn also revealed that the prenatal singer shows his darker side in the episode, saying:

“We think he’s this really good kid who’s put in this very bad situation. But we will get a glimmer at the end of the [premiere] that perhaps he’s not the good kid we thought!”

Bieber’s debut will air on September 23rd and he’ll return in February.
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