Well color me shocked. And by shocked I mean not shocked, because I think we all saw this coming the second we found out that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were hanging out again “as friends.” Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have been broken up for abut 30 seconds, and she’s already back to riding on that white, Canadian dick.
In the LITERALLY LIKE FOUR DAYS since her break-up with with The Weeknd, Gomez has been spotted cozying up to Bieber, like, everywhere, and honestly I don’t even give a shit about these two anymore.
First they were spotted out to breakfast together, then they went for a giggle-filled bike ride like that cheesy scene from “Wedding Crashers”, then Selena attended Justin’s hockey game and left wearing his jersey. I don’t know how The Weeknd feels about all this, but somewhere out there Bella Hadid is making this face:
I thought I was going to be more excited about this Bieber and Gomez reunion because a) it gives me something to blog about, and b) I’m still holding out hope that The Weeknd will beg Bella Hadid to let him be her homeboy again, but now that I’m here I’m just sort of like “Meh, who cares?”, you know? Like, I’ve been blogging here for over four years now and I’ve written about the ups and downs of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez like a million fucking times.
They ALWAYS get back together, they ALWAYS break up, they ALWAYS publicly fight, then repeat. It’s gotten really old and just seems super stupid and tragic to me. Stop wasting my time with this bullshit, you know? Either be together or don’t. You’re not teenagers anymore! I mean, come the fuck on.
Also, who puts on someone’s hockey jersey AFTER they’d just played in it??? Gross, Selena. Gross.