Lately, Justin Beiber has been looking like a more feminine, less talented version of Mark Wahlberg back when he was Marky Mark during the early 90s. He’s even rocking the backward cap and no t-shirt look.
Since Beiber went from looking like a lesbian to a rejected Calvin Klein model in two seconds flat, rumors have been floating around that the Beibs is getting the good shit in his ass. And no, I don’t mean Lil Twist or some other talentless hoodlum he’s been attached at the hip with. It’s pretty likely that if Justin dropped his pants, we’d find a pimply backside and conclusive proof that he is juicing.
But until then, all we can go by is his suddenly cut abs and his out of control behavior. Like how he was a total asshole in South Korea last week and got physical for no damn reason with a DJ and his manager. His roid rages are getting more frequent and one of the days Beiber is going to get the ever loving shit kicked out of him. And it will be so glorious.
Justin Beiber was in South Korea and decided to hit up a club that was being hosted by DJ Michael Woods. Apparently Princess Beiber did not approve of the music choices, so he forced his way into the DJ booth and demanded Woods play more hip hop. Etiquette rule number 1- you don’t go into the booth. That’s like going into the kitchen at a restaurant to bitch at the chef that you don’t like his shit and instead he should make only your favorite food. Back the fuck down and let the people hired to work do their job, or leave.
Woods, gaining a bajillionity awesome points, told Beiber to fuck off and to go put on some clothes. Juiced up Beiber couldn’t just sit back and take the disrespect to his prepubescent nipples, so he threw a tantrum. At some point he sucker punched Woods’ manager, Alex Madden. Of course, before anyone could knock the little bitch back onto ground, his bodyguards earned their dough and quickly saved Beiber’s acne ass.
Afterwards, Woods took to his Twitter to tell everyone about Beiber’s latest act of tomfoolery.
But the real pièce de résistance came when manager Madden shared this little gem via his own Twitter-
What made me laugh was when bieber's security squared up to me AGAIN afterwards & said, I quote, "recognise when you see a REAL nigga"
— Alex Madden (@AlexKosmic) October 13, 2013
For real, I just cannot deal with that shit. It’s pure comedy gold. One of these days, these tired ass bodyguards are going to get sick of saving Beiber from his pretend fights and just let him get his ass pummeled. But for now, they are certainly earning their keep.
And everyone is worried about Miley….