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We have a small apology to make – Just The Two Of Us has got us hooked. It completely blindsided us – we were ready to make all kinds of bitter comments about it – but we’ve slowly fallen for its charms.

Maybe the sight of watching a box-faced BBC news presenter and a slimy 1980s soul funkster trying to belt out a country a western number despite an obvious lack of capability did it for us. Or maybe it was watching the lead singer of ABC stare in bemusement as Gaby Roslin tried to dance and ended up spazzing around like an electrified mannequin instead. Whatever – Just The Two Of Us is where it’s bloody well at, and we’re betting like maniacs on it.

Just The Two Of Us has already lost Gaby Roslin, Fiona Bruce and Matt Allwright to the mists of mediocrity, but who’ll win? We’ve got the latest Just The Two Of Us betting odds right here, with help from SportingOdds.com…

Penny Smith & Curtis Stigers – We thought that giant haired
1980′s crooner Curtis Stigers being on Just The Two Of Us was weird in
itself, but Penny Smith… she tried singing and failed abominably, so
made up for it by a) wheezing and panting like an asthmatic builder
running up a hill, b) screaming like a mental batshit witch and c)
annoying the Just The Two Of Us judges beyond belief. And it seems to
be working. Which makes Penny Smith the Chico of Just The Two Of Us,
really. Current Just The Two Of Us betting odds – 20/1

Nicky Campbell & Beverley Knight – What the hell is going on?
We’ve seen some sights in our lives, but watching Nicky Campbell -
usually seen bullying confused PR reps on Watchdog – blubbing his way
through Edelweiss on last night’s Just The Two Of Us took the biscuit.
And he hasn’t just cried once – he burst into tears as he finished It’s
Only Love, too. The dirty great Jessie. The Just The Two Of Us judges
have already called him "magnificent," though. Current Just The Two Of
Us betting odds – 9/1

Sian Reeves & Russell Watson – Russell Watson is only part of
Just The Two Of Us because he was on the reserve list, but that hasn’t
stopped him strutting and preening around the set like he was in a
royal palace instead of a vaguely shonky reality TV talent show. It
doesn’t help that he’s coupled on Just The Two Of Us with Sian Reeves -
a woman who looks like the world’s angriest pikey when she sings.
Russell and Sian were in the last two on last night’s Just The Two Of
Us, so their chances don’t look too brilliant. Current Just The Two Of
Us betting odds – 13/2

Mark Moraghan & Natasha Hamilton – We’ve no clue who Mark
Moraghan really is, but he seems to like himself just a little more
than he should. He’s tried to croon like Sinatra and failed, he tried
to twang like a cowboy and failed, and he tried to sing Somewhere Over
The Rainbow like Eva Cassidy and failed. Maybe he’s still a part of
Just The Two Of Us because of all the maniac Atomic Kitten fans in the
world voting for Natasha Hamilton – the ones who kept the other Atomic
Kittens in the other reality TV shows they’ve been in. Current Just The
Two Of Us betting odds – 7/4

Chris Fountain and Jo O’Meara – Chris Fountain (from Hollyoaks,
apparently) and Jo O’Meara (the mannish one from S Club Seven) are
rumoured to be knocking boots behind the scenes of Just The Two Of Us.
And we can only hold our brains in terror when we imagine the noises
they make – if they sound anything like their Just The Two Of Us
performances do, Jo just growls like a dinosaur with laryngitis while
Chris just goes "Woahhhohhohh woAHHHHOHHOHOHohhh!" over and over again.
Christ, we’ve gone off our lunch now. Current Just The Two Of Us
betting odds – 5/6

We’ll be back with another batch of Just The Two Of Us betting odds later in the week, but in the meantime, head over to the
Specials section of SportingOdds.com to see the very latest Just The Two Of Us betting
odds. And don’t forget to place a bet or two as well – SportingOdds and
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account. Good luck!

[story by Stuart Heritage]