Sarah Palin is a fascinating creature. She’s managed to succeed in life by having little more than a will to rise to the top. Seriously. Very, very little more. She’s not smart, she isn’t a good diplomat but she is determined.
And soon, there’s a very good chance she’ll have the codes to blow the entire world up. Amazing. Think about it. A village idiot running the Western World, tottering up to diplomats from the Far East and saying things like “why do you guys squint all the time? Haven’t you got sunglasses over here?!”
It was only a matter of time before someone decided to make a film about Palin. She’s perfect for parody. And taking the role is Julianne Moore.
Moore will have to don some glasses, a ski-jacket and a blank, lifeless expression while chirruping “YOU BETCHA!” in a movie that will cover Palin’s 2008 presidential campaign.
The flick, made for TV of course (Palin may well be a staggering dolt but she’s not done enough to warrant an actual cinema release… yet. Give her another couple of years and we’ll be set) on HBO, will be called Game Change, which is based on the book of the same name by John Heilemann and Mark Halperin.
The book, amusingly, savages Palin, going into her wild mood swings, which have been describes our future leader of the universe as able to go into a ‘catatonic stupor’. According to the tome, senior figures in the McCain campaign actually wondered out loud that she was actually mentally unstable.
And this could provide some bleak, dark comedy from Moore’s portrayal of Palin The Nutter.
One describes scenes of Palin living in squalor, surrounded by mouldy food and stacks and stacks of endless index cards as she crammed up on policy and whatnot.
Of course, it goes without saying that Team Palin have dismissed the book’s allegations as inaccurate gossip (the best kind of gossip).
The chap making the show/film/thingy was behind Meet The Parents, so it is safe to assume that this document of Palin’s rise may not be a wholly serious one (because, in fairness, you couldn’t ever hope to take Palin wholly seriously, which ironically, is her most powerful weapon).
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TrailerTrash says
Please. America had a village idiot running it for 8 years based on truthiness – G W Bush.
Thomas Chi says
Julianne Moore is excellent and I know because Sarah Palin impersonators model for all my books on Sarah Palin (and I have three now). They are hard to find. SNL parties, Halloween at the Hollywood Roosevelt, and at nightclubs in Las Vegas, finding a Sarah Palin impersonator who can deliver lines like Palin is impossible. Sarah Palin has a monopoly on “Folksy” phonetics . I have been casting for Sarah Palin impersonators since 2008. Sarah Palin’s trip to India will ruin US. The people of India will have no respect for her, but the visit will promote Julianne Moore new movie where Moore plays Palin. Sarah better watch out. Jealous much, with Sarah away Todd might find Moore interest in films.
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halo says
Not that the idiot currently running America isn’t better. One got into ill advised wars, and the other spends money like Charlie Sheen buys coke.
One managed to damage America’s image on the world scene, and the other disclosed top secret nuclear information of it’s ALLIES (ahem sorry!). Insults the Queen with an iPod of his speeches (really?), and gives back the bust of Churchill that was a gift to America and not his to do anything with, other than look at.
Frankly, both were/are epic FAILS
American politics is the worst of bad options. And it never ends.
Cookie Monster says
“surrounded by mouldy food and stacks and stacks of endless index cards as she crammed up on policy and whatnot”
Clearly falsity false false. Palin hunts her food daily, therefore it is always fresh. Also fresh is her knowledge of, erm, just her knowledge, as though she was born a day and a half ago. If she crammed up on policy and the like, she crammed it into the wrong place.
Crysis says
One outed his own government’s agents for political gain, don’t forget that. And wasn’t that bust of Churchill a post-9/11 loaner from Tony Blair ; aren’t you supposed to give those back?
Thomas chi says
You are pathetic,you said similar things about Ronald Reagan,and he turned out to be a great president…..you fools.
Educated Conservative says
Hey there, Mof Gimmers…… So you along with the rest of the numb skulls that elected socialist Obama think Palin is an idiot, yet you make idiotic mistakes not only in opinion, but also in your work ( assuming you are employed, and possibly paid to write this actricle… if so that is hysterical). Are you paid just turn pages of trash out not even editing them, or possibly even considering things like, you know, foundations in grammar. Your own words;
“The book, amusingly, savages Palin, going into her wild mood swings, which have been describes our future leader of the universe as able to go into a
lj says
Julianne Moore to play Palin. Is that the best they could find. I guess it tells you how hard-up Hollywood is… Great job Palin. There still talking about you. Julianne Moore probably doesn’t know what an index card is. She can’t act so she should learn something anyway.
robbie k says
From birth Demobabies are taught there is no such thing as facts. When they are presented with undisputable facts scream racist, teabagger until they get their way and always ask for more than you give.