Now, ask any man who lives in the past to name two actresses that he'd like to see have a bit of a wrestle in a mud-filled paddling pool and, after some heavy prompting, there's a chance he might say Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie.
That wouldn't happen now, though – nobody in their right mind would want to see the scrawny adopting lady and the middle-aged woman with the horse's mouth do anything even vaguely erotic – but it isn't stopping Julia Roberts from getting all bitchy about Angelina Jolie. According to reports, Julia Roberts hates Angelina Jolie and says she could have easily done a better job at A Mighty Heart than Angelina – something that we'd be inclined to agree with. After all, Angelina Jolie really didn't explore the goofy, fun-loving, spontaneously-laughing-out-loud side of Marianne Pearl when she went on the harrowing journey through Pakistan to track down her dead husband as well as we'd have liked.
Actors aren't usually known for their bitchiness. For example, just look at the Oscars – a giant smug circle-jerk where overpaid puppets get to congratulate themselves on educating the world on important issues just because they made a film about a man who goes on holiday to Africa once.
However, it seems as if Julia Roberts is the antidote to that, because she bloody well hates the arse off Angelina Jolie. Star magazine is reporting that Julia Roberts was recently watching A Mighty Heart with some friends, when she viciously laid into Angelina Jolie's performance with a foul-mouthed tirade so vile that three of her guests actually vomited and another one fainted like at the start of Quincy. What did Julia Roberts supposedly say about Angelina Jolie? Why, this:
"I would rarely way this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film."
Ouch! Take that Angelina Jolie! Julia Roberts thinks she would have done a better job of blacking her face up and adopting a distracting French accent in that miserable film you made that nobody even watched. How will Angelina Jolie react to such strong fighting talk? By saying that Julia Roberts was a shit Tinkerbell? By wiping her bum on a VHS copy of Flatliners? We just don't know.
And it doesn't end there. According to Star, Julia Roberts' husband Danny Moder worked on Mr & Mrs Smith and is full of stories about what a strumpet Angelina Jolie was towards Brad Pitt:
"Danny told her it was obvious that Angelina was making a play for Brad. People on the set called her the Spider-Woman because she was spinning a web for Brad. Julia said Angelina had no shame. She’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t hold Angie in high regard."
What brought all of this on, we wonder? Is it because Angelina Jolie managed to get in Brad Pitt's pants after half a movie but Julia Roberts couldn't manage it despite being in The Mexican, Ocean's Eleven and Ocean's Twelve with him? Is it because Julia Roberts is resentful that she has to grow babies inside her and then push them out of her vagina when Angelina Jolie can just swan off and grab one from a poor country?
Or is it, as we suspect, because Julia Roberts has a film coming out soon – the first film in three years where she hasn't played the voice of an insect – and a catfight with a popular actress is just the thing to ramp up publicity for both Roberts' new film and the Oscar buzz over Angelina Jolie's performance in A Mighty Heart?
If that's so, let's all hope it works, because the last thing we want to do is write anything with the headline 'Oi Kidman, You Ginger Wanker!' Roars Julia Roberts.
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JOy Smith says
I like both Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts but if Julia really said that – schrew you Julia!
Adam Gade says
The quote is supposed to say “say this” right? Or else Jules is having a word association problem.
Cindy S says
The source is “The Star”, name so because they often gaze at the stars during day time to cook up story. Julia Robert (though I dont care for her at all) I think should be smarter than that to drum up publicity, look at Micheal Douglas, he did the same thing maligning Angelina and his film bombed big time, I can even remember the tittle of it. For Julia Robert who stole someone else husband first and whose acting chop is over rated to malign the goddess Angie for the sake of publicity is asking for disaster if you ask me!
Andrew R. says
LOL to this whole article – it’s hilarious.
I love both Angelina and Julia and hey, we’re all entitled to our own opinions. Who cares why she said it? It created this fantastic article which was absolutely hysterical
Je-Taime says
No matter what who says, Julia is a stunning actress, and so is Angie the only problem is Angie managed to brake up the Hollywood Couple. Jen and Brad, and therefore she is a big ZERO in my books. GO JULIA GO!!!!!!!!
Je-Taime says
IF you think about it, Angie was looking for it.
Michele says
Julia Roberts has done NOTHING worthwhile since Erin Brockovich. Also, SHE DESTROYED DANNY AND VERA’S MARRIAGE. While I KNOW this is just tabloid bs, talk about the pot calling the kettle black…
rara says
this person actually had something to say ,yes a lot of bs.Dont call people who adopt adopting skronny lady ,what are u fucking some silikone brainles tranny.u are an ass.please dont open u mouth again,usless bigot.
Myke says
JE-Taime, before you call Angie a homewrecker ,Julia did exactly the same thing with her current husband (Danny), who was married to something else when they met. In fact Julia and Danny got married 2 months after he got divorced from Vera Steimberg Moder.
hudii says
a. jolie is in my view a better actress she make dramas, action, thriller… movies but julia roberts has one genre of movie…
brad pitt and a. jolie are very good people i think
Meat Is Morrissey's Career says
If I could get past the fact that both Angelina and Julia BigMouth Roberts shop for shoes by acreage and Julia looks like a fucking man, I might be able to force myself to read this article.
Sadly, I can’t.
sock-fuckit says
Both are shit actresses, because their deluded, egomanical, needy attention seeking whores. All the films they have been in are shit, average or pure enjoyable entertainment, nothing deep, original or ground-breaking.
Anca says
They are both, just great. hard to believe they can’t stand each other. The same unexplainable beauty, both physically and in their characters. Perhaps, that in order to get on well together, one should be less than she actually is. Strong beauty and strong character
Madelyn says
Angelina is a fucking pathetic shameless and now middle aged whore.I cannot wait until her and her whoreman get theres!
Julia says
I think Juli Fiona Roberts is the prettiest woman in the world!!!She is the prettier than Angelina Jolie!!!
Julia says
Who is the prittier-Julia Roberts or Angelina Jolie? There are two opinions:mine and false!!! Julia says:
June 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I think Juli Fiona Roberts is the prettiest woman in the world!!!She is the prettier than Angelina Jolie!!!
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anti-julia 'old,ugly foul-mouthed disgusting,witch-bitch' roberts no.1 hater says
julia roberts – a-yucky! & angelina jolie – a-yummy! ;)
Anderson says
Julia Roberts can say whatever he wants and who want it, want it or not Julia Roberts and most powerful actress in Hollywood. BEST OF THE BEST
lexy021 says
Well…i dnt to much care for Angelina Jolie….i think Julia is an excellent actress…and she can say or do watever she pleases!!…also she is very beautiful..! Forget Angelina*
Terri H. says
Shame on Julia Roberts who’s calling the kettle black here… she stole somebodies husband too. Remember he just wasn’t as famous as Brad Pitt… so it didn’t get as much publicity. Julia’s acting nor her looks can compare to Angelina Jolie’s. I guess this happens when you start getting too old for roles the jealousy and non talent can’t keep up. Remember Julia jealousy isn’t very becoming…on you it just makes you out to be Super Bitch! Your NO Angel darlin either… be careful before casting stones… Home Wrecker and how self righteous of you and not to mention the biggest bigget in all of USA!!!!This coming from a Canadian… I can see how you got your BIG MOUTH it most suits you DEAR! You are too funny HA Ha HA!!!What a joke you are to everyone bad Ksrma by the way you just fucked up your career by bad mouthing Brad Pitts wife. I guess this means your not friends with him anymore and you didn’t score with him either!Sucks to be you doesn’t it BITCH!!!!!
Tiger says
Wow, those are some strong words Terri! Julia Roberts is a fantastic actress. Also, her now husband was already enstranged from his then wife, not so with Brad and Angie. Angelina is a rotten actress, vertually unheard of until she teamed up with Brad Pitt, except for her sexual excapades. People say Jen Aniston got together with Brad for fame, I think they have it all wrong. Brad and Jen were together for 7 years, thats more than just for fame when there are no children keeping you together, like Angie who swore she would never have a biological child! Ha, anything to keep her claws into Brad, even as far as having children she doesn’t even stay home with!Remember when she said “Newborns are like a big blob!” Julia Roberts slowed down on making movies to have babies and be with them. She was also making $25 Million a movie!Now who wows an audience?
Denise says
Oh come on !!!!!! Is it so difficult to see that Julia is just plain jealous of Angelina who is now more popular, and is younger and much better looking than her. Julia Roberts is now even more ugly than ever. Nothing but an enormous mouth.
anonimo says
The truth? I do not like neither!. I’m one to think that a relationship and even more a marriage is sacred and should be respected. This is simple, it is true that our hearts do not send anyone to love when you can catch you tearing even, but I’m one to think “Do unto others what you would not want them do unto you.”
LOVELY_SMILE says
Angelina jolie all the way!!!
she is the best actress
and better than julia robert
GO ANGIE!!!!!!!!!
eljeran says
There really is no diff between the two actresses. Both are overpaid and lousy at their craft and have no moral compass and are hynpotised by the media hype of other actors. But I do think that Julia wanted Brad for herself and is pissed that AJ got him. More than likely Julia banged him considering the kind of people they both are but Brad didnt want to break up with Jennifer for her. He did for AJ though. AJ worked the “are you good enough to be a daddy” angle on Brad and dangled her international selflessness and U2 vs. superficial Hollywood shallowness in front of Brad and started taking fertility meds the second she was cast in that stupid movie with him. I think we all kinda hoped that Brad wouldnt go where every other man in Hollywood went but, he is just a dopuchebag actor with vanity plates on his hummer.