Jude Law Apologises For Boffing The Nanny
July 19th, 2005 at 13:30 by Stuart Heritage
Never trust a nanny. If they’re not stealing cheese from your fridge, they’re holding your baby by it’s ankles trying to shake it’s eyes out. And if they’re not doing that, they’re boffing Jude Law.
After revelations at the weekend forced him to issue a statement, Jude Law has publicly apologised to his fiance Sienna Miller for having sex with Daisy Wright, the nanny of his kids.
In a statement, Jude said "I just want to say I am deeply ashamed
and upset that I’ve hurt Sienna
and the people most close to us, I want to publicly apologise to Sienna
and our respective families for the pain that I have caused."
Jude Law, star of some really terrible films, slept with Daisy
Wright while he was on location shooting All The Kings Men earlier this
year. And, like most things, it’s all Robert Plant’s fault.
Jude, Daisy and the children went to see a Robert Plant show in
Mississippi and went to see the old shrieker and his band backstage
afterwards. They got drunk on wine, and next thing you know it’s kiss
kiss fumble fumble time, but not before the actor had hilariously told the nanny "I may be Jude Law, but at the end of the day, I am an ordinary
guy".
Sadly for the drunken couple, one of Jude’s children caught them in
the act and told their mother, Sadie Frost, who made a personal
assistant ask Wright if it was true. Wright denied it, but got the sack
anyway.
Meanwhile Sienna Miller, more famous for wearing ridiculous gypsy
clothes than for being an actress, turned up to the theatre where she
is currently starring in As You Like It without her engagement ring on,
then burst into tears as she was given a standing ovation at the end of
the show. Law and Miller and now apparently "working through" their
problems, which in hecklerspray’s experience means "shouting at each
other a bit".
Would you take Jude Law back? Was the nanny right to sell her story?
It’s all basically Robert Plant’s fault, isn’t it? Leave your comments
below…
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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July 19th, 2005 at 2:59 pm
The nanny got fired and is without a job. She wasn’t engaged; he was. And clearly he used his celebrity and charm (and alcohol) to get laid. She needs the money, so I don’t blame her one bit for selling her story, although she’s not much of a nanny. He should have his balls lopped off.
July 19th, 2005 at 3:33 pm
Oh dear, I am going to see Robert Plant tonight,
any chance Ewan McGregor would like to join me with his kids? By the way, I am a nanny.
July 19th, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Aaaah,the lovely Sienna - what a prick Jude Law is. And how dare you call her clothes ridiculous; at least she’s famed for looking a bit different (though everyone’s wearin’ ‘em now…yawwwnn), I find most other celebrities so tiresome. I suppose you’d fancy a gal in a little black dress, eh? How dull.
I sincerely hope she gains some sense and a loving bloke who’d really appreciate her (I would gladly volunteer)and lets that scumbag Law know what he’s missing. I cannot believe anyone would be so selfish and use that old excuse of ‘losing control on booze’ and then expect everything to be fine.
Ditch him…oh Sienna.
July 19th, 2005 at 6:41 pm
As i sang in my most favourite song, “This means nothing to me, oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sienna!” Burlington, you bloody love her, you do. I would too, if only she hadn’t single-handedly made sure all women’s magazines are always full of gypsy dresses. Pah!
July 19th, 2005 at 6:49 pm
I love that song too…it makes me think of her.
July 19th, 2005 at 9:00 pm
I’d rather sleep with Robert Plant.
July 24th, 2005 at 10:33 pm
Duhhh? What’s that got to do with the price of fish?