No matter where a story happens, Joslyn James is right there in the action. So long as it’s a story about Tiger Woods’s penis, obviously.
And so long as there’s clear financial motivation for her to discuss it. But wait – Josyln James isn’t just the Tiger Woods mistress most determined to cling onto her nanosecond of barely-fame. She’s the Tiger Woods mistress and alleged Tito Ortiz domestic violence witness most determined to cling onto her nanosecond of barely-fame. Apparently Joslyn James saw Tito Ortiz beat Jenna Jameson up on three separate occasions before his arrest on Monday.
This means that Josyln James is becoming the go-to woman for inside info on crap men. Who’ll be next? Jesse James? Chris Brown? Deposed African despot Charles Arthur? Christ alive, we hope it’s Charles Arthur. Joslyn, if you’re reading this, go out and have sex with Charles Arthur for us quickly.
Honestly, who knew the world of porn was so murky? We thought it was all nice and fun and OMG Stop Tickling Me. Turns out it’s all drug addiction and domestic violence and Shorty Iz Fuckin’ Yo Mama 2. How do we know this? Because we’ve got a woman on the inside – a woman who, while not conclusively telling like it is, will at least tell it in a way that keeps her in the public eye for the longest possible amount of time. It’s Joslyn James.
You may remember Joslyn James as the woman who claimed that Tiger Woods got her pregnant twice. Or you may remember Josyln James as the woman who published Tiger Woods’s text messages on a website. Or you may remember Joslyn James as the woman who held a press conference at the exact same time that Tiger Woods held a press conference purely so that she could roll her eyes and go ‘pff’ every time he spoke. But now you’re going to know Joslyn James as the woman with the inside track on Tito Ortiz’s domestic violence arrest this week.
You remember. Tito Ortiz. Ultimate fighter. Arrested on Monday for allegedly beating up his former porn star wife Jenna Jameson. Immediately used the arrest as an excuse to blame the arrest on Jenna Jameson’s crippling OxyContin addiction. Nice chap. You’d like him.
Anyway, Joslyn James has apparently seen Tito Ortiz beat Jenna Jameson up on three separate occasions, so that’s something. The New York Daily News reports:
Joslyn James, 32, said she witnessed Ultimate Fighter Tito Ortiz roughing up?his gal pal, contradicting Jameson’s claim that Monday was the first time. “I saw three separate situations myself,” James, a friend of Jameson’s, told the Daily News. “They would be partying, and she wouldn’t do anything in particular to set him off.”
Oh, this is getting so confusing – Joslyn James says that Tito Ortiz hit Jenna Jameson at least three times, Jenna Jameson says that Tito Ortiz only hit her once and Tito Ortiz says that he’s never hit Jenna Jameson at all. Who to believe – the woman who’d say anything if it got her name in the papers, the former pornstar who might be addicted to OxyContin, or the man who’s just been arrested on a domestic violence charge?
Seriously, judging people is getting to be so hard these days.
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