The Duggar family has been a weird fascination of mine for years. They’re these weird religious assholes and the matriarch, Michelle, always seems like she’s heavily sedated (with 19 kids you’d have to be). Though they’ve always received a lot of publicity, this year, their oldest son, Josh, has basically single-handedly destroyed their family obsessed reputation.
First, he admitted to molesting 3 of his sister’s and a family friend when he was a teenager (ew), which got their cash cow of a tv show, “19 Kids and Counting” canceled. Now, it’s been revealed he’s also a total cheat who stepped out on his wife using the skanky cheating website, Ashley Madison.
The Duggar family preaches a ton of holier than thou bullshit about courting and sex and the sanctity of marriage, but clearly Josh never actually bought into any of that bullshit, because while he was busy preaching about how the gays are going to ruin the purity of marriage, he was spending almost $1k on Ashley Madison looking for women to cheat on his wife with.
The affair website recently had a security breach and a bunch of people’s private info got released. Lo and behold, we all got blessed when it was revealed that hypocritical douche, Josh Duggar, had TWO FUCKING ACCOUNTS!!! His account names are legit JOSH_THE_MAN and READY4THISDC. I’d say I wish I was joking, but that is amazing and I’m SO glad I’m not joking.
Josh’s profile said he was looking for:
“Conventional Sex,” Experimenting with Sex Toys,” One-Night Stands,” “Open to Experimentation,” “Gentleness,” “Good With Your Hands,” Sensual Massage,” “Extended Foreplay/Teasing,” “Bubble Bath for 2,” “Likes to Give Oral Sex,” “Likes to Receive Oral Sex,” “Someone I Can Teach,” “Someone Who Can Teach Me,” “Kissing,” “Cuddling & Hugging,” “Sharing Fantasies,” “Sex Talk.”
I am officially going to have nightmares about Josh Duggar trying to give me a sensual massage while asking if he can call me “Jessa” because he is a sister touching creep who can’t just cheat on his wife with some broad at a bar like a normal dude, but instead paid some website $986.76 to find him a lady to jerk him off in the bathtub.
At first, I was like: “Ok, maybe he was on the site, but no fucking way anyone hooked up with JOSH DUGGAR.” Wrong. I was so wrong.
Josh Duggar JUST admitted to using the website, cheating on his wife, and being an all around hypocrite:
I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife. I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family, and most of all Jesus and all those who profess faith in Him.
As bad as I feel for his wife (also the mother of his four young children), I am really fucking enjoying this. Josh Duggar and his family have preached so much anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-women’s rights bullshit over the years that it feels so damn good to see them crash and burn like this.
Every part of me wants his wife to leave him and his sister’s to kick his molesting ass out of their lives, but sadly I highly doubt any of that is going to happen. Apparently they aren’t ready to accept the fact that Josh is a disgusting human. However, I totally am. The guy is the WORST. He’s like a male Ariana Grande, ya know?
Monkee says
He also had a profile on the dating site OKCupid. There is a story about it on Gawker. He totally was catfishing women and had a photo of some random guy on his profile.It is funnier than shit and if you read the comments on that gawker article you will see where people cut and pasted his answers to date questions. One of them was actually “Do you feel women are ever obligated to have sex with you”, and he actually said “yes”. That is how sick and rapey this asshole is. He is a sociopathic narcissist that thinks he is entitled to sex because women are his property to use as he sees fit (even his sisters).
gary says
if you feel good about someone else’s misery,then what does that say about u?Lets look at his situation here, he was wrong to molest any one who is too young to understand what sex is. But at the same time,he was trying to understand it himself. He didnt know that u are supposed to control your sexual emotions. Well,he probably did know. But he didnt rape or hurt anyone. Think about it,if two 12 yr olds were experimenting with sex,no one goes to jail or is considered damaged. He should be sat down and told to keep his penis to himself,and not screw around with young kids. But to call him a monster is to continue to brainwash people to be uptight about sex.
red stage hippo says
wow, quite the rant you went on here. Not sure who this guy was/is, seems like a very clouded individual.
Michael says
Could someone explain the male Ariana grande thing to me please? So far I haven’t seen her or heard of her doing anything bad. Just making good music. And getting paid more than some people on shows.