Jordan’s Jugs To Get Bigger

Glamour model Jordan, famous for her ridiculously large boobs, is to have yet another operation on her big ‘uns in an attempt to make them more pert after having two children.

Jordan – real name Katie Price – is planning on titty job number five after a run in with those bitches Mother Nature and Gravity, which has resulted in her mahusive boobs now swinging round her knees at eye level with small children and scaring the bazookas out of them.

Jordan (Stuff), who is married to Aussie singer and overexcited goon Peter
Andre, was quick to point out that her baps aren’t as big as we would
all like to think they are – a reported 32FF. The Sun quoted the mum of
two as saying:

“I
don’t know why they say double FF. I’m not. My back is 29½ inches. I
can’t find a bra to fit that, so I’m either 30 or 32. Sometimes I wear
a 30D.”

So
it appears that her tits are a perfectly normal size, it’s just the
rest of her that’s freakishly small. Recent reports have suggested that
Jordan has in fact shrunk to a UK size four, meaning she no choice but
to buy her clothes from the newborn section of Mothercare, limiting the
poor girl to dressing in terry towelling romper suits and knitted
blankets. On her unusual breast size, Jordan said:

“I’m very small-framed and I’ve got boobs that are… um, not natural to my size.”

A spokesman for Jordan said her next operation is intended to make her jugs perkier, not necessarily smaller:

“She
would certainly like her boobs to be more pert after having two
children… but it won’t happen until she finds the time in her schedule
to have surgery.”

Once Jordan has had the surgery, it seems she’ll have all the time in the world,
as the weight of her knockers will prevent her doing anything at all
except pushing her huge tits around in a wheelbarrow or inviting a
small Romanian family to set up home in between them.

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Boob Job For Jor Droppers - The Sun 

[story by Joanna Sim]