Do you live in Kent? We don’t. Why? Well let’s put it this way, it doesn’t quite have the glamour of New York or the history of Rome.

All is boasts is a Primark and KFC – just like everywhere else. If only Kent could offer us something amazing. Something that we could only see in Kent. Something that people would travel for miles around to witness. Something wish-fulfilling.

What’s that? Some people in Edenbridge are burning a giant effigy of Jordan this weekend? Bingo.

During the Edenbridge celebration of Guy Fawkes night, where everyone is allowed to blow stuff up legally for one night, there is going to be a public burning of Jordan! Hooray for that indeed. The publicity-munching big-boobed lady has been chosen by Edenbridge Bonfire Society as their topical, publicly-vilified celebrity figure. Sky News reports:

Glamour model Katie Price is to be burned at the stake at a bonfire celebration this weekend – as a 27ft effigy. Dressed in a pink, low-cut top, the effigy also features her wearing white jodhpurs and riding boots, acknowledging her passion for horses.  More than 10,000 people will see the celebrity guy go up in flames in Edenbridge, Kent, on Saturday.

Jordan’s not alone. Last year Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand were picked after making rude phone calls to a granddad and talking about shagging.

For some random entertainment, get yourself to Edenbridge in Kent on Saturday. Please note we won’t provide travel, accommodation or injections.

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