Jon Gosselin Is Single, Apart From His Wife And Several Girlfriends
Divorce has hurt Jon Gosselin – with the kids and the show, he hasn’t had time to screw every girl he meets.
Not for lack of trying, though. Or so it would seem. Jon Gosselin only filed for divorce from his wife a few weeks ago, but he’s already been romantically linked with a pretty plastic surgeon’s daughter and a woman who a) used to write for a celebrity magazine and b) recently had to deny being a prostitute.
However, according to Jon Gosselin, he’s actually single. Which just goes to prove, one man’s singleton is another man’s hilariously creepy horndog.
You know what the most worrying thing about Jon & Kate Plus 8 is? It’s not that people actually watch it – although that is profoundly worrying – it’s that even though Jon Gosselin seems to be going out of his way to act like an iron-clad turdbox, Kate Gosselin still manages to be the bad guy. It’s incredible.
The poor chap’s killing himself trying to seem like the villain of the piece – and, hey, he’s designing a range of children’s clothes for his own kids to model with a girl who he just met who happens to be related to the man who was paid to make his estranged wife look less grotesque, so you can’t accuse him of not trying – and yet it’s still Kate Gosselin, with her ghastly haircut and cold, dead Terminator eyes, who comes across as the one who seems hardest to like.
So, determined not to be undermined by Kate yet again, Jon Gosselin has dug deep and vowed to do everything in his power to look like the most monumental arsehole in the entire world. He’s befriended Lindsay Lohan’s dad, for example – something that automatically gets you a free arsehole upgrade by proxy – but just in case that isn’t enough, he’s also decided to be responsible for possibly the most objectionable paragraph in the history of the written word. MSNBC reports:
“At this point … I’m single — per se,” he told PEOPLE at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at Blue Star Jets Field on Saturday. “I’m just a regular guy who just wants to have friendship and good times. And I like meeting people.”
Ugh. So, to reiterate, recently-separated father of eight Jon Gosselin has claimed that he’s single despite being romantically linked with a school teacher, the daughter of his wife’s plastic surgeon and a former Star reporter who hasn’t ever been a prostitute – and he did all of this at the Mercedez-Benz Polo Challenge. It’s hard to know what else Jon Gosselin could do to make himself look more of a gigantic nimrod – maybe if he did it while torching a basket a kittens or selling one of his children to Madonna, but even then there’d be no guarantee of him topping what he’s just done.
And you know what? We still prefer him to Kate Gosselin. Honestly, have you seen that woman’s hair?
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Are you for real, the woman is being punished for her hair? Are you for real? What a mean horrible thing to say and I suggest that you look in the mirror and how would you like someone to critize your hair. Honestly you are measuring the kind of person she is by her hair? How vain can you be!! In all of this Kate is the one who has earned the money,set up everything for there future, taken on a 9th kid(Jon) and now he wants to play, how discusting he is. He has reeped the rewards from all Kate and the kids have done and people critize her. Get with it people Jon has never kept a job, Kate has always been the bread winner and the strong one. All he does when he watched the kids is yell and whine.He complains about everything but the money and the things he gets. Grow up Jon and watching your own kids is not babysitting. Has anyone who is dissing Kate really looked at all that he has done and I am sure that we don’t know the half because he is a sneek and a liar who blames it on anyone but himself. Stay strong Kate and kids, you don’t need the dead weight and watch how fast he would knock it off if there were no money.
Kate is a drill sergeant who’s driven away family and friends alike, but Jon’s current behavior is actually making her look like a saint. His reckless abandon “I don’t give a crap” attitude is over the top. As this article illustrates it seems he’s doing everything in his power to look like the worse guy on the planet. I’ve started to question whether he’s TRYING to get out of having any sort of custody of the kids. It’s just bizarre. This is the same guy who put up with Kate’s biatching for 10 years, agreed to have more kids even though he was happy with 2, kept doing the show when he wanted to quit, quit his job to take care of the kids while Kate was off being a “star”, and worked his butt off doing everything from bathing and dressing the kids to doing house cleaning. He was just shy of being knighted in my book. Now he’s totally done a 180 and doesn’t care about anything except how many girls the press can connect him with. I’m so over Jon. If only for his children he should watch what the heck he’s doing…and who he’s doing it with.