Join The Great hecklerspray Facebook Graffiti Competition
Facebook is the social networking website that magically lets you know a) what your friends look like and b) what their names are. How we ever managed to survive without Facebook is a solid gold mystery, that's for sure.
But now Facebook lets you do more than just obsessively reduce valuable friendship into a worthless collectible commodity – now you can draw pictures and win stuff that we've got laying around in the hecklerspray office too. We're launching the inaugural hecklerspray Facebook Graffiti Competition, and to be in with a chance of winning a couple of the promo CDs that we've been sent – or whatever – here's what you need to do:
1 - Join the Hecklerspray Am Great Facebook group
2 - Visit Stuart Heritage's profile
3 - Use the graffiti tool to draw a picture of whatever you like
Be warned, though, the standard of entry is already ridiculously high. Not only have we received this highly topical picture of Paris Hilton complete with wonky eye and house arrest leg bracelet from six-year-old Leslie Boatman, but we also have the nightmarishly literal Naomi Campbell Bites Off Calum Best's Leg In A Cloud Of Hair by Alison Jewitt and a sort of worrying tentacled pirate skull saying "Yaar" by Carina O'Reilly. Think you can do better? Go right ahead.
The competition closes in either a couple of weeks or whenever we get round to it, the judge's decision is final and you may need to add Stuart Heritage as a friend to actually participate so don't be so weird that he feels violated please. Good luck!
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I’m glad you noticed the wonky eye. And the fact that I draw like a six year old. I feel loved.