The above picture is of 50-something, Johnny Depp, with his sexy 20-something fianc?, Amber Heard. The picture was taken last week and no, it was not taken on the set of the newest “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie. This is just who Johnny Depp is now: a crazy, middle-aged man who frequently dresses like a pirate.
Remember in the 1980’s and 1990’s when Johnny?Depp dated Winona Ryder and Kate Moss and was super hot and a great actor? Like, people really respected him and he was pretty successful at the box office? Then he did one two many Tim Burton movies and, I guess, lost his damn mind.
Since around 2005/6, Johnny Depp has been on this weird path from hot and talented actor, to hobo pirate Keith Richards, and I really don’t get it. After playing Captain Jack Sparrow so many times, does Johnny Depp legit think he is a pirate now?
Or maybe all this is because his parents (Helena Bonhem Carter and Tim Burton) have been having trouble for a few years and he was acting out trying to get dad’s attention by dressing up like interesting character he could maybe make a movie about, and now that mom and dad have filed for divorced Johnny has finally fully given in to his fantasy world and genuinely believes he is some sort of weird Indian, hobo, rock star pirate. I don’t know. I’m trying really hard to put my finger on the look he’s been sporting for the past few years, but I just can’t.
When his ex, Kate Moss, needed help with drugs, Johnny got her help. So where is Kate, one of the world’s most fashionable women, when Johnny needs help? HUH?! Stop being such a fairweather friend, Kate Moss, and help a brother out.
Either way, this is how I feel whenever I see Johnny Depp now:
Johnny Depp Fan says
“This is just who Johnny Depp is now: a crazy, middle-aged man who frequently dresses like a pirate.”
Um, no! That’s not who he is. Dressing the way he wants does not mean that he is “crazy”. And how exactly is he dressing like pirate or like his character in Pirates of the Carribean?
“Remember in the 1980’s and 1990’s when Johnny?Depp dated Winona Ryder and Kate Moss and was super hot and a great actor? Like, people really respected him and he was pretty successful at the box office? Then he did one two many Tim Burton movies and, I guess, lost his damn mind.”
You are the one who lost their damn mind because you obviously don’t remember anything other than the fact that he dated Winona Ryder and Kate Moss in the 90s. He became much more respected and successful in the 2000s after the first Pirates movie. And he is still hot and popular. If you actually remember Johnny Depp in the 90s you would know that he was not successful at the box office as he is now. And working on a few movies with his friend means that he lost his damn mind? Ugh, please don’t talk about someone you know nothing about.
“Since around 2005/6, Johnny Depp has been on this weird path from hot and talented actor, to hobo pirate Keith Richards, and I really don’t get it. After playing Captain Jack Sparrow so many times, does Johnny Depp legit think he is a pirate now?”
Honey, 2005/6 were some of his best years professionally and he looked amazing back then. What the fuck does his dress sense have to do with his talent as an actor? He can dress any fucking way he wants.
“When his ex, Kate Moss, needed help with drugs, Johnny got her help. So where is Kate, one of the world’s most fashionable women, when Johnny needs help? HUH?! Stop being such a fairweather friend, Kate Moss, and help a brother out.”
What makes you think he needs help?