God knows where we’d be without celebrity advice.

Whether it’s Johnny Borrell’s marvellously intellectual discourse on how to save the environment by buying his records, or Geri Halliwell’s self-help video series Five Easy Yoga Steps To Obtaining A Perfect Body, Buying A Little Dog And Carrying It Around In A Bag As Some Latent Effort To Pretend It’s A Baby, Then Weeping Into Your Blonde-Dye Stained Pillow About Your Futile, Futile Excuse For A Career, they all know damn well how to lend a helping hand.

Yep – those ‘slebs sure are useful. And now one more of the blighters is joining the fray. Step forward podgy Scientologist John Travolta, who evidently stopped repeating the mantra “I didn’t know how bad Broken Arrow was going to be, it wasn’t my fault” under his breath long enough to share his thoughts on school shootings.

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