Parents, we all have them. And we all have memories of them.
From the time you crapped yourself in a busy shopping centre to when your father started using swearwords in full conversation. Face it, we've all been there. Well that's unless you're a weird test-tube child and you were grown for scientific amusement.
Sadly, not all relationships between parents and their offspring can go smoothly. There can be a variety of reasons of this. In the case of Michael Jackson he objected to his dad Joe Jackson whipping the stuffing out of him. But time heals all and love conquers emotions. Or, if your son has raked in as much posthumous money as Michael Jackson, then time means that daddy gets an easy payday.
It's been well documented that, as a child, Michael Jackson didn't really have much time to ride his bike on the pavement, sell awful-tasting homemade lemonade or play baseball like everyone else. Instead, he was forced to attend various singing and dancing classes. For Joe Jackson, it paid off and all of his children went off to have successful careers. Apart from LaToya. And Janet lately. And the one with the hat.
After all the beatings, Michael decided to omit Joe Jackson from his will when he suddenly died this year. Why an apparent fit and healthy man makes a will is unclear to us, we plan to just let everyone fight over our possessions. While his father was left out, provisions were made for his mother and children. So couldn't daddy Jackson just beat one of them until they gave him some money? No – he’ll just ignore the will put a claim in for some of Michael Jackson’s money instead. So what does he need the money for? according to BBC News:
?Joe Jackson’s outgoings were listed in the court papers and included rent for his Las Vegas home, meals out, air travel and hotel accommodation.?
Christ, he sounds like some sort of really groomed male escort doesn't he? Just how much does all of this rack up to each month? Incredibly it's in the region of $20,000. Does Joe Jackson only eat meat reared from penguins and take flights to random destinations on tiny islands that he claims are his own country? Probably, BBC News reports again that he currently only receives $1700 from the estate. He?d never last in Stoke.
Since Michael Jackson has earned close to $100 million since his death, he truly is getting the last laugh up in heaven. After all, nobody can force him to give money to people he doesn't want to. And as far as we know, heaven has no legal system so he can get away with whatever he wants!
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NONYA says
Umm what the fuck do you mean “Janet lately”? Janet is worth hundreds of millions of dollars and has sold over 100 million Albums.Her last Album debuted at #1 in 2008,Her last movie was in 2007 #1 at the box office,She won an NAACP award for best suporting actress.Don’t worry about Janet Jackson’s career she will be fine.You should worry about no one coming to this wack ass website.Dont worry this is the last time i view this site.
Josh says
lmao!!! Nonya wants to toss Janet’s salad!!! theyre all freaks and all the money in the world will never, ever change that… and what are you talking about “michael in heaven” i didn’t know that child molesters got into heaven so easily…
Dan says
Josh your an idiot!
SoCalGal says
Moron Laidlow wrote: Why an apparent fit and healthy man makes a will is unclear to us, we plan to just let everyone fight over our possessions.
You’re unclear because you’re an idiot.
Heather McGlothlin says
We need to learn how to respect the dead. Michael died suddenly this Summer; however, we cannot stop talking about him! He has three sweet
beautiful children that he has left behind. Do you think that it is very respectful to them for these news agencies and news people constantly making comments about their Father and their family?
These children are way too young to understand about money problems, lawyers, or all the gossip surrounding their family and father. Let
us just respect Michael and his children. Give them some peace and let them know how much we actually cared for their father and how much we care for them.
May God Bless the family and especially the kids. Let us remember Michael of being a true talent and uplift his kids and family in our
prayers.