Comedian Joan Rivers is quite unlike any 80-year-old you will ever come across and you can quote me on that.
She’s the original acid tongued granny who takes no prisoners – just ask Taylor Swift or Rihanna who have been on the receiving end. Even global sweetheart Adele wasn’t exempt from the firing line, telling Letterman “She sang live and said ‘My throat, my throat, I don’t know if I can swallow’ and I said, ‘Oh, you can swallow.’”
It might seem a bit rich getting called out by a lady whose face is the stuff nightmares are made of but Joan often makes jokes about her own plastic surgery overuse. Her wit and unforgiving humor make her Fashion Police’s main squeeze on the E! Network where for some bizarre reason Kelly Osbourne also made the panel. If you thought Joan looks alarming enough with a full face of makeup on, wait until you see Joan Rivers without makeup.
It’s fair to say that without makeup she looks all the more frightful. Her eyebrows are trying to escape her face and it looks like there’s more plastic here than face. Of course, there aren’t any wrinkles as her skin has literally been ironed out.
On her reality show Joan & Melissa she is once again makeup free. Her face looks extremely puffy and her eyes manage to look both shrunken and stretched at the same time. Aging aint kind and at 80-years-old no one is going to be looking great but the Queen of Mean looks a lot closer to fabulous with the face paint!