As though the BBC‘s fawning coverage of the Royal Wedding wasn’t vomit-inducing enough, stretch-faced lady guest Joan Rivers has publicly revealed her contribution to the ‘ceremony’.
The comedienne – and Christ, we use that term in the loosest possible way – apparently wanted to throw a ‘lingerie shower’ for blushing bride Camilla Parker Bowles.
This – and yes, that includes the words ‘I think I might be ‘ – is without doubt the most disturbing thing hecklerspray has ever heard.
To think about a Rod Hull-lookalike decked out in skimpy lingerie is one mental image too many. It makes us want to cast ourselves into the warm inviting abyss. Speaking of which, poor Rod fell to his death off his roof while trying to fix his TV aerial. Let’s hope our telly plays up tonight…
Do you really want or need to know more about this one? Well don’t say we didn’t warn you. There’s more via the link below. In the meantime, that sick bucket is getting awfully full…
[story by C J Davies]
