Now that the Harry Potter saga is done and dusted, JK Rowling must be short of ways in which to keep people interested in her – which is presumably why she's taken to strolling around with her bra out like a common floozy.
At a date on her current 'JK Rowling Reads Bits Of That Harry Potter Book You Finished Reading Over Two Months Ago' American tour, JK Rowling's low-cut dress slipped down, allowing a roomful of children to get a pretty good gander at her bra until she eventually realised that her bazoinkies were hanging out and covered them back up. Obviously by then it was too late – even the merest glimpse of bra snapped the schoolchildren to their senses, causing them all to immediately throw down their copies of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows and start swigging from bottles of vodka while silently vowing to themselves that they'd dedicate the rest of their lives to the aggressive sexual pursuit of 42-year-old billionaires.
Although there's still the two more movies and the Harry Potter musical and the opportunistic cash-in theme park left to happen, Harry Potter is over. Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows has been out for months and everyone with even a passing interest in Harry Potter knows the ending to the book, that the owl dies and Harry Potter doesn't die, and that Lord Voldemort turns out to be Harry Potter's fat uncle in disguise and that the whole thing was a dream all along. So what now for JK Rowling? How could she possibly top the success of the Harry Potter series?
There are rumours that JK Rowling is starting to write another series of books, this time aimed at adults, but if that doesn't work out, whatever could she do? Well, JK Rowling could just spend the rest of her life lazing about inside her solid gold personal cruise ship counting her money and drinking jugs of panda tears, obviously. But that's not exactly high-profile enough, so it seems like JK Rowling has taken a leaf out of Daniel Radcliffe's book.
Daniel Radcliffe, of course, decided that the best way to move on from Harry Potter was to strip naked and blind horses with spikes. And it worked for him, which is why JK Rowling decided to do the very same thing during her book tour of America this week. Almost the very same thing, anyway – she didn't blind any horses, or get naked for that matter. But, as Metro reports, JK Rowling did show a portion of her bra to some kids for a couple of seconds:
Meeting a group of children yesterday to talk about her Harry Potter books was not a magic moment for JK Rowling. The author's low-cut dress slipped down, giving the youngsters an eyeful of her bra – causing them to collapse into fits of giggles. Without any magical powers to fix the wardrobe malfunction, the blushing writer had to perform a quick readjustment herself to spare any further embarrassment. 'Oh gosh,' the 42-year-old said after a journalist at the event in Hollywood pointed out her creamcoloured lingerie was on show. 'Thank you for that,' Rowling said. 'You can have any questions you like answered now.'
Of course, it's completely unfair that the brief sight of JK Rowling's bra has totally overshadowed what should have been her triumphant lap of honour after dedicating more than a decade of her life to the painstaking construction of the world's most successful series of children's books. Unfair but, admit it, funny. Although not as funny as when Philip Pullman invariably tries to gee-up publicity for the movie adaptation of his book The Golden Compass in December by aping JK Rowling and deliberately dropping his trousers in front of a roomful of crying schoolkids and shouting "Who wants a double serving of my hot plum sauce?" to the sky like some sort of deranged lunatic.
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Mithaearon says
And what none of them had a camera phone? Jeezus if that was a British school the kids would have taken time out from their happy slapping to take some pictures for another kind of slapping that night….
your not nice says
you know what i dont even think this is true but if it is, it may be funny but this is just stupid and i don’t care if i get banned i am saying whatever i want,kids cant start swinging!!!
Evisu says
Just another crazed multimillionaire. now Ha
Adam Gade says
Is it just me or does she look like a pornstar in that picture?
Yema says
For the love of God!!! I was just a small wardrobe Malfunction! Get over it! And leave J.K. Rowling, and Daniel Radcliffe, alone. Okay People?
jack says
I dont believe you people,
Looking at her bra or a woman show her bras, big deal. Man whih century you people live in a woman showing her bras. People are being killed kids have been mollested and raped, But a woman how a bit off lesh, maybe we should old retun in back in time and dress like nuns or change religion to islam and dress a tchador.