Comments on: JK Rowling Almost Sort Of Briefly Thought About Suicide Once http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: gir http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php/comment-page-1#comment-416850 gir Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:17:47 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php#comment-416850 this post contains 100% of your usrda of smarm this post contains 100% of your usrda of smarm

]]> By: euclid http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php/comment-page-1#comment-416800 euclid Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:57:14 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php#comment-416800 Sorry. That was a bit over the top. Suicides are just introverted murderers. They need our misplaced compassion. Would-be suicides however learn to re-direct their murderous impulses healthily outward and sometimes in print inventing annoying characters just to kill them later. And this is the banquet upon which we brazenly feast. Blood lust our birthright we anoint and celebrate those who 'forge upon the smithy of [their] soul the uncreated conscience of our race', then we sink our teeth in. Great job, JK, pass me a femur, wouldja? Sorry. That was a bit over the top.

Suicides are just introverted murderers.
They need our misplaced compassion.

Would-be suicides however learn to re-direct their murderous
impulses healthily outward and sometimes in print inventing
annoying characters just to kill them later. And this is the banquet
upon which we brazenly feast. Blood lust our birthright
we anoint and celebrate those who ‘forge upon the smithy
of [their] soul the uncreated conscience of our race’,
then we sink our teeth in. Great job, JK, pass me a femur, wouldja?

]]> By: euclid http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php/comment-page-1#comment-416795 euclid Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:45:10 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php#comment-416795 Yeah! x is right! far right! Wait, 'smarmy'? Nothing smarmy about it it. Snarky, arguably, smarmy, not even vaguely. GET YOUR INSULTS STRAIGHT X, YOU HALF-WIT SEMI-LITERATE SELF-RIGHTEOUS POMPOUS PIOUS FUCKHEAD! Posters to this site have standards, you know. Must keep the insults strictly up to snuff. Hmph. Yeah! x is right! far right!

Wait, ‘smarmy’? Nothing smarmy about it it.
Snarky, arguably, smarmy, not even vaguely.

GET YOUR INSULTS STRAIGHT X,
YOU HALF-WIT SEMI-LITERATE SELF-RIGHTEOUS
POMPOUS PIOUS FUCKHEAD!

Posters to this site have standards, you know.
Must keep the insults strictly up to snuff. Hmph.

]]> By: x http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php/comment-page-1#comment-416765 x Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:40:06 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php#comment-416765 You're a jealous little fiend, aren't you? You only wish you could have a fraction of her current success, so you're stuck writing smarmy little articles to take backhanded swipes at more important people. That woman got millions of kids reading again and gives millions of dollars to charity, so leave her alone and aim your envious miseries elsewhere. You’re a jealous little fiend, aren’t you? You only wish you could have a fraction of her current success, so you’re stuck writing smarmy little articles to take backhanded swipes at more important people. That woman got millions of kids reading again and gives millions of dollars to charity, so leave her alone and aim your envious miseries elsewhere.

]]> By: The Dread Pirate Sausage http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php/comment-page-1#comment-416460 The Dread Pirate Sausage Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:03:54 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php#comment-416460 "Now any time JK Rowling gets a bit sad she'll go to a poor person's house, buy their furniture and pets for a tenner and set it all on fire in front of them until she's happy again. Works every time." LoL “Now any time JK Rowling gets a bit sad she’ll go to a poor person’s house, buy their furniture and pets for a tenner and set it all on fire in front of them until she’s happy again. Works every time.”

LoL

]]> By: mst3kster http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php/comment-page-1#comment-416045 mst3kster Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:15:29 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/jk-rowling-almost-sort-of-briefly-thought-about-suicide-once/200813150.php#comment-416045 Funny, I never had suicidal thoughts until Harry Potter came along. Funny, I never had suicidal thoughts until Harry Potter came along.

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