I go out of town for two seconds, and everything goes insane! Apparently this is the summer of young celebrity couples getting engaged after 30 seconds of dating. First Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, now Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin.
No, you’re not having a mild stroke, you read that correctly: Justin Bieber, an attractive young man who desperately wants to look like one of my greasy old uncles and is ALWAYS wearing my grandma’s slippers lately, has allegedly gotten engaged to Hailey Baldwin, the human equivalent of canned spaghetti (I mean, it’s fine, but it’s not great. Nothing special, v v underwhelming if you want actual spaghetti).
In case you’re not familiar, Hailey and Justin have been friends for years and even dated a few years back.
Up until like a month ago, Biebs was back with Selena Gomez, and Hailey was 100% fucking Shawn Mendes, then Hailey and Justin randomly got back together and I was like “Oh, ok, cool. Downgrade for both, but whatever.” Now, here we are, 30 seconds later, and these two are allegedly engaged. I’d say WTF, but at least these two have known each other forever and dated before, so frankly this engagement actually makes more sense than Ariana and Pete.
Sources say that Justin proposed to Hailey yesterday int he Bahamas in front of a bunch of people. Justin’s dad posted a pic of Justin on Instagram with the caption “Proud is an understatement. Excited for the next chapter!” And Justin’s mom posted “Love Love Love Love Love Love Love” on Twitter.
Given that both Hailey and Justin are members of that weird young Hollywood church and both claim to be super into Jesus, I would put legit money on Hailey being pregnant and this being a shotgun engagement so they can appease the Lord.
Seriously. Wait for it.