It’s weird how one word can change one’s perception of an individual – look at Jessica Simpson. Back when she had a TV show called The Newlyweds, Jessica Simpson was a fresh-faced – if slightly stupid – star in the rising.

But now, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are properly, officially, 100% divorced. And, as a newly-finalised divorcee, the name Jessica Simpson just conjures up images of an embittered, lantern-jawed enormo-haired woman with bright orange skin and a fondness for releasing terrible singles.