So Jessica Simpson has the best boobies in showbusiness. That’s not speculation – that’s fact. But she also has one of the most spurious marriages in showbusiness, too.

And now Jessica has decided to go and have therapy sessions. Not because her Dad keeps telling everyone how brilliant her knockers are, though. Jessica Simpson is troubled by all the gossip that says her marriage to Nick Lachey is nothing more than a great big sham, and only therapy can help her.

Jessica Simpson (DVDs) seems to spend most of her time these days with a
giant fixed grin planted on her face, telling everyone that her
marriage to Nick Lachey is fine and dandy, when everyone else in the
world is busy saying otherwise.

Over the last year there have been several reports of the couple being seen
out on the town without their wedding rings, and mention of infidelity
by both Jessica and Nick – Jessica with almost the entire Jackass cast
and Nick with – oh, who are we kidding? Nobody actually cares about
Nick.

And now it seems that all the constant gossip about when Jessica
Simpson and Nick Lachey will divorce is too much for the brain rattling
around in Jessica’s orange, strangely masculine head; she has
had to seek therapy. In an interview with Teen People magazine, she
said:

"I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if
I weren’t an entertainer… Hopefully mine and Nick’s story will
continue for the rest of our lives, like what we vowed, through
sickness and in health."

We give it six months.

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[story by Stuart Heritage]