Comments on: Jessica Simpson Drinks Beer to Make Her Smart, Which Explains a Lot.

By: Someone who understands Jessica

Someone who understands Jessica — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:29:39 +0000

I’ve always wondered about this saying out there. “Athletes drink beer and it helps them strive”. It is interesting. I get a weird but great side effect from alcohol. There was this game I used to play a few years back. Halo. Every time I played it, yeah I was extremely good. If anyone here played it and remember the names Pimple, Blind Wino, Snake Pliskn, or ofcourse, that is me. Yes people called me an “Aim Botter”. Indeed. When I drank beer, of course during game play with Motorhead’s Ace of Spades playing, shit. Un-Stoppable. If I were to join a military outfit that specialized in sniping… Look out 7-11.

By: Matthew Laidlow

Matthew Laidlow — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:55:12 +0000

Black Sheep Ale is the way forward.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:34:45 +0000

And how smart could drinking a lite beer possibly be? They taste like sh*t.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:31:41 +0000

Bye Ian! See ya!

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:41:26 +0000

Gah. I just made the same ironing joke as Ben Morrison on another post, before coming back here to receive confirmation that I am Officially Obvious.

By: Joke Police

Joke Police — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:31:10 +0000

Oi, leave the Dransexual alone. It’s that dude ‘Hecklerspray Staff’ you need to go after.

Anyway, I’m off to do my ironing. It’s like rain, on your wedding day etc etc

By: Ben Morrison

Ben Morrison — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:28:04 +0000

Mark, before you insult someone for their use of grammar please next time spell check your text:

“Is this the â€œtext generationâ€ answer to writing akills.”

The ironing IS delicious.

Blurt.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:20:40 +0000

Carlsberg? That’s your measure of normal for beer?

Gah.

By: Ian Dransfield

Ian Dransfield — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:02:11 +0000

Don’t worry – tomorrow is my last day, then you get Stu back.

By: LiteBeerBlows

LiteBeerBlows — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:38:31 +0000

Lite beer is insane. I don’t understand how it’s such a big deal in the US. I was at a party in Phoenix once and I brought some Carlsberg. I gave one to another guy there, and he looked agahst when he drank it. I guess after years of Coors Light and Bud Light he couldn’t stand the taste of a ‘normal’ beer.

By: stinkyfinger

stinkyfinger — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:25:56 +0000

But none of you seem concerned about the fact that Ian Dransfield is just not funny – and I miss Stu, Annette Hyde and just about everyone else who is

By: euclid

euclid — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:25:49 +0000

Is there some kind of convention happening
online today? Anal-retentive schoolmarms
on holiday? Angry Librarians Anonymous?

My frail mind is baffled, boggled and bled by
this constellation of humorless indignant fuckbrains.
Take the popsicle stick out of our ass before
you post, or light it on fire, sing yourself a song,
and have a nice dayâ„¢.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:44:32 +0000

HEY I DIDNT GET THE JOKE SO YOU SHOULD WORK ON YOUR GRAMMAR

HEY NOW I GET THE JOKE AFTER IT WAS EXPLASINED TO ME BUT RATHER THAN SAY ‘OH OK IT WAS A JOKE’ IM GOING TO MAKE A BROADER STATEMENT ABOUT A COMPLETELY UNRELATED EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM AND GENERALLY ACT LIKE A TWAT

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:05:20 +0000

Basic “pop-culture” references is a rather lame excuse for inexcusable sloppy writing/proofreading prior to publication. Is this the “text generation” answer to writing akills. Perhaps this is a reflection of the abysmal state of our education system.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:55:01 +0000

Do you people ever read hecklerspray at all? Seriously, shut the fuck up. You are idiots who do not get satire, I understand. It’s fine, just please go the fuck away.