TV host Jeremy Kyle has certainly carved out a niche for himself.

Seriously – if ever there’s an Emmy for Best Series In Which Sportswear-Bedecked Pikeys Have A Fistfight Over A Pregnancy Test Which A Smug Man Looks On With Both Eyebrows Wryly Raised, he’d win it hands down. Unless Lost introduced a similar plotline.

Some people out there, however, don’t appreciate the genius of the Jezster’s televisual efforts. Especially judges. Now, regular readers will know that hecklerspray doesn’t have a great relationship with those judge-types – especially after one of them gave us some sort of ‘jail sentence’ because he didn’t believe that Jessica Alba’s pants came off in a freak gust of wind and we were simply trying to return them to her.

Manchester district judge Alan Berg has a similarly unforgiving style. After one of Jeremy Kyle’s guests was hauled into his courtroom – all because he’d done a spot of naughty headbutting live in the studio – Judge Berg let rip on ITV’s finest, calling it ‘human bear-baiting which goes under the guise of entertainment’.