Jenny McCarthy constantly erases tapes of herself having sex. She doesn’t look like a porn star ‘doin’ her thang‘ and that’s just not good enough for her.
A former Playboy model at 23, Jenny McCarthy (DVDs) has appeared in Scary Movie 3, done a bit of TV (Baywatch mainly), had her photo taken on the toilet, and even been the subject of an E! Television Special. That’s more than we’ve achieved anyway.
Though it seems like she’s been around forever, she’s is actually only 32 years old. Still, if this were Logan’s Run (DVDs) she’d be dead by now.
But back to the story, why can’t Jenny McCarthy have sex on film?
Chatting away to (U.S.) FHM – a magazine that’s fast becoming her published diary – Jenny moaned:
"We’ve done it maybe three times, but I’ve made him erase the tape afterwards because I didn’t look like a fancy porn star."
Harsh. Porn stars need dilated pupils and rectums like buckets to make it in their game. Jenny really should be aiming higher. Or maybe lower?
"I’ve gotten into watching amateur porn lately."
Definitely lower. We’re sure her husband John Asher must be smiling like a Chuckle Brother at the prospect of all this experimentation.
Plus, amateur sex videos don’t require any egg white smoothies or performance enhancing medication. We hope Jenny will give it a bash.
"It’s fan-fucking-tastic – those people are really getting off and you know it’s just somebody’s friend taping it."
That’s the spirit.
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[story by Chris Laverty]