It’s hard to imagine that anyone in their right mind would want to read a book about Jennifer Lopez, but that isn’t stopping J-Lo from suing one of her many ex-husbands to stop him publishing a tell-all tome about her.

Yesterday, Jennifer Lopez filed a lawsuit against Ojani Noa after reading that he is punting a saucy book proposal around, which apparently spills all kinds of secrets about her. We’ve not read the Noa proposal, but we’d imagine that it includes drastic revelations that Jennifer Lopez isn’t still Jenny from the block and that – yes – you certainly should be fooled by the rocks that she got. Or something.