Bling-bling Jennifer Lopez (DVDs) has gone mad. Dreaming up ideas for goldfish earrings while simultaneously spending five-grand a day on a hairdresser is not the recommended daily dose for anyone looking to keep clear of the nuthouse.
Jenny from the block (or C-block, just past the obsessive-compulsives) wants to design a range of pet jewellery to sit alongside Sweetface, the woof-woof collection of human couture she already puts her name to.
The next time you get torn to shreds attempting to get a flea collar on Snuggles, spare a thought for J-Lo’s poor ‘Cat Wrangler’. No pussy will take kindly to having six pound of Puffy’s shiny cast-offs hanging round their neck. A necklace of half-eaten chicken bones, on the other hand, would probably go down a treat.
“Jennifer just got creative and wanted to extend the range of jewels for animals.” commented one of her hangers-on “She has always found it somewhat frustrating that there are limited accessories available for them.”
Chavs, are you taking notes here? If you think a fake Burberry cap and half a ton of Boots own St. Tropez is going to cut it down the high street, then you’re sadly mistaken. If you haven’t already got a Staffordshire bull terrier – get one. Then see how cute the little playground mauler looks with a pair of cubic zirconia clip-ons.
Jennifer Lopez is also currently shooting low budget indie flick Bordertown. No problem there. Nice to see her scratching around in the bins for a change. She’s not exactly endearing herself to those poor fellas signing the cheques though.
Probably safe to assume that quote didn’t come from somebody on Jennifer’s payroll.
She’s in the movie as a ‘favour’ to its director Gregory Nava (DVDs). I’m sure he appreciates his movie being squeezed tighter than Kirstie Alley‘s underpants.
J-Lo yanking £5,500 (per day!) out of the budget for her laughing-all-the-way-to-the-bank hairdresser Oribe is just taking the fajita. Especially when co-star Antonio Banderas isn’t even asking for a comfy chair to sit in.
“The shit is going to hit the fan when she is told no one can pay for Oribe” continued the mysterious insider “Antonio Banderas isn’t asking for anything, but she is!"
Ruby Chokers for dogs? A hairdresser who costs more than a plasma TV? There is such a thing as having too much money, girl. Or at least not enough sane things left to spend it all on.
Jealous? You’re damn right we are. Our diamond studded pen tops still haven’t arrived.
[story by Chris Laverty]
Tammy says
As a jewelry designer and animal lover, I find this pretty disgusting of Ms. Lo. I guess somehow she can justify wearing fur to embellish her clothes, but to then turn around and make jewelry for pets at the same time? Shame on you JL!