Anyone watching Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday will have noticed something very strange indeed.
No, not the way that they made a 12-year-old kid sing an old Michael Jackson song directly at Michael Jackson’s coffin – although in retrospect that was sort of strange – we’re talking about Jennifer Hudson. Apparently reports are suggesting that Jennifer Hudson is eight months pregnant.
Jennifer Hudson’s pregnancy is completely unconfirmed, by the way – all anyone has to go on is the GIANT BABY BUMP STICKING OUT OF HER BELLY. And the way that JENNIFER HUDSON HAS ALREADY HAD A BABY SHOWER. Other than that, we’re stumped.
We believe it was Elton John who first mentioned the circle of life – the spiritual reassurance that, as one life is taken away from the world, another one is ushered in. It’s poetic stuff, and it was a theme hinted at during last night’s Michael Jackson memorial service. No, not in the sense that you could probably chop Stevie Wonder in half down the middle these days and still end up with enough flesh for two normal-sized men. We’re talking about Jennifer Hudson. Just like we were a couple of paragraphs ago. Don’t you people listen? What’s wrong with you?
Anyway, Jennifer Hudson’s appearance at the memorial seemed to confirm a rumour that’s been floating around for a while – that she’s pregnant with David Otunga‘s child. And not just a little bit pregnant, either – we mean full-on, waddling, achey-titted, might-actually-pop-the-bloody-thing-out-during-a-high-note pregnant.
According to AC, the fact that Jennifer Hudson is obviously pregnant has led some to believe that – get this – Jennifer Hudson might be pregnant:
Jennifer Hudson performed a radiant and soulful rendition of “Will You Be There” at the Michael Jackson memorial. While she looked stunning, her flowing white dress and “baby bump” have led viewers to suspect that she is pregnant.
See? That’s the bloody thing about baby bumps – they have a nasty habit of making people think that you’re pregnant. The report then goes on to state that Jennifer Hudson has already had her baby shower and that everyone she meets seems to want to be photographed with their hands on her stomach, both of which tend to be tell-tale signs that you’re pregnant. Along with the fact that you’re very clearly pregnant. That too can often be a tell-tale sign that you’re pregnant.
But you know what? If Jennifer Hudson wanted us to know that she’s pregnant, then she would have told us. So, as a mark of respect to her privacy, we’ve decided to stop speculating. That’s because if Michael Jackson’s death has taught us anything, it’s that human life is the most precious thing on Earth and should be treated with the utmost sanctity.
And also it’s because Jennifer Hudson is obviously so sodding pregnant that we probably don’t need to speculate. Honestly, the biggest question is why she didn’t hold a microphone up to her crotch and let the baby duet with her. It’s what we’d have done in her place.
norma says
First, of all the media need to find something elsa to write about. Jennifer Hudson is with child and really everyboy knew but you guys. I know you did not think she was going to broad cast it out. Jennifer is a very private person when it comes to personal. She was not trying to hide it. Jennifer has suffered a great loss in her own family. She was in a lot of pain. All the things that happen with her took place around the same time. Jennifer was protecting her family from any more pain. She did not know if she would be able to carry a baby with all the pain ans stress of the murders. Jennifer is a wonderful young lady. She is one of the strongest people I have seen in a very long time. I am very happy for her and David.
CeCe says
Yes! Jennifer Hudson is pregnant. I don’t see why it even matters anymore. Let Jennifer be herself. She is expecting a baby, and a million congrats to her. Leave Jen’s personal life alone. Hints Jennifer Hudson and then us!
lilkunta says
@norma : WRONG. Jen got pregnant more than 1 yr after the murders of Mom, brother, nephew.
She aint release a statement bc she carries herself/proclaims herslef as a Xtian, but is pregnant & not married.
Ashley says
@lilkunta
WRONG. Jennifer had to have gotten pregnant soon after the murders. She looks as if she’s eight months pregnant. The murders took place in October, so do the math. She either conceived in October or November. I do agree with your last statement.
CeCe says
I dont see why it matters when she concieved. Let Jen’s life be. I mean, for realz. How intresting can it be to try and figure out the closest date to the real date that her and David conceived this child? I feel bad for not only Jen, but all stars because everyone is always in their biz. It is is not the business. I am so happy for Jen and I hope that this new born baby will help her to cope with her losses. God Bless!
norma says
Honey, how crazy can you sound. Stop being a hater. Jennifer Hudson is a young lady who has very good control of her life. How in the hell has Jen been with child a year after the murders took place. First, of all you don’t even know what you are saying. The time frame you have is all wrong. Jennifer Hudson is of age, and does not need permission to have a baby before marriage. She and David is mature enough to make that choice. Now, let me help you a little bit baby. Jenny family members were murdered in Oct of 2008. Oct of 2009 have not even came. Jennifer and David is very much in love. They are head over heels in love togather. They are not asking for a handout from anyone, and they are not broke by far. People please get your facts right before speaking on someones private life. Lilkunta!!!!
Stacy says
Is she married? I can’t stand unmarried gals having kids without a daddy. White or Ghetto that unwed mama thing has got to go. You dig?