For so long Jennifer Aniston has been the subject of a world wide pity party.
When she got dumped and screamed at the sea, we screamed right along with her. When she burned Brad Pitt's stuff, we pranced around her fire, and when she abandoned the giant wedding portrait the Aniston/Pitt pair used to hang on a wall, we offered to please let us make a profit from it on eBay.
Well how quickly pity turns to envy, because now Jennifer Aniston's got it all. Her career's on the up & up, she never has to film a Friends episode again, and she's got an ugly fiance. That's right – we said fiance. Now imagine we typed that word, but with the proper French accent in place.
Yeah, that's nice.
Brad Pitt, you wife-hopping cracker, eat your heart out. While you wait at home for your girlfriend's lady-parts to un-stretch and de-scab, your ex-wife done got engaged. That's the rumour anyway. A rumour that surfaced precisely one day after the one about a Vaughn/Aniston break-up surfaced and was immediately denied by Jennifer Aniston. Yes – that's how true it is.
The internet's crawling with the story of Vince Vaughn working up the nerve to propose to Aniston on a private jet. The story spawns from an Us Weekly article, which sites a source close to the couple as saying:
“(Vaughn) was going to propose on the beach during the trip (to Mexico), but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept. He knew he was leaving town (to film ‘Into the Wild’ in South Dakota) for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”
Jennifer Aniston supposedly said yes, and got a rock bigger than the one Pitt gave her. Yeah yeah yeah, it's romantic and crap, but let's not get too excited – you can't believe everything you read. Aniston's #1 talking slave Stephen Huvane said:
"It is not true. There is no engagement."
If Huvane was smart, he would have put exclamation points after both those lines. Using flamby-pamby periods to end a statement of that importance, well it leaves lots of room for interpretation.
We're just saying…
Read more:
Engagement Rumours For Aniston Swirl, Despite Rumours – ABC
[story by Shawn Lindseth]