Vince Vaughn has not squirted up Jennifer Aniston enough to make her . Is that clear? It hasn’t happened yet. And Jennifer Aniston is telling the world.

Come on, admit it – you thought that Jennifer Aniston was , didn’t you? Didn’t you? OK – us neither. The thought hadn’t even crossed our minds. But that hasn’t stopped Jennifer Aniston from denying her pregnancy to every single person she meets.

It’s been a year since Jennifer Aniston (DVDs) split up with Brad Pitt. And
Jennifer has managed to avoid the traditional post-split violent rebound and instant pregnancy. Instead, Aniston has taken a more contemplative
route. She screamed at the sea, held pity-parties, gave weird
interviews to news magazines and talked to Oprah Winfrey about sunsets
a lot.

But now GQ Man Of The Year Jennifer Aniston seems to be settling
down with drunk – but not drunk enough to arrest – actor Vince Vaughn.
And naturally, whenever Jennifer Aniston settles down with anyone, she
has to instantly start issuing pregnancy denials. Jennifer told InStyle
magazine:

"You know what? If all these pregnancy rumours were true,
I should have had 10 babies by now, married five times. I swear when it
happens, you’ll hear it."

But Jennifer has learnt never to say never – maybe there’ll be a little Vaughn/Aniston baby popping out in the future:

"I
hope to be on the road to having a family in the next year. Ideally,
I’d like to have a couple of children, but who knows? That’s part of
the unknown that I like."

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[story by Stuart Heritage]