Comments on: Jennifer Aniston Not Pregnant, Still Fairly Annoying

By: Stacy

Stacy — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:45:53 +0000

I don’t know what is wrong with all of you dissing Jennifer Aniston. She is allowed to go out in public wearing whatever she wants. As far as I know she will tell the media when she is pregnant, if she ever does get pregnant that is.

By: Carnal

Carnal — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:22:30 +0000

jennifer barf anniston is an annoying disgusting cow and her face looks like a foot – im sure her breath smells like death and shes a goddam loser who will never ever keep a man hahah my god she couldnt even keep john mayer and no one likes john mayer and for all you anniston lovers out there go screw yourselves and your delightfully witty observations about people who dont kowtow to your shitty whiny way of thinking

my heart sings praises whenever i hear jennifer douchebag anniston is in pain and suffering and my only regret is that the entire cast of friends couldnt be tied together and doused with gasoline but especially Phoebe but dont even get me started on HER.

screw you jennifer anniston . screw YOU.

By: lido

lido — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:48:03 +0000

wtf

By: sns

sns — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:28:40 +0000

Jen pay no mind to all them idiots that put you down,but listen to all of us who do love you and understand what you must of gone though,they’er probably losers either way, you are too good and Angie already looks exactly like the old woman who lived in the shoe,can’t even call er a lady,cause NO lady would take another lady’s man,Jennifer remember what goes around comes around,so wait and watch the Bitch eat er heart out (BRAT)will do the same to er, you go ahead and be happy with John or whom ever it might be,we all know he must make you incredibly happy,you know you can choose any man his there somewhere!you”ll always be AMERICA”S SWEET HEART!A little LADY!As for you ppl that are sick of reading about Jen then DON’T………

By: gir

gir — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:37:46 +0000

“Can you guys leave this poor woman alone!!! You all are reponsible for shattered dreams resulting from broken marriages in this country.”

HAHAHAHA yeah, a satire gossip blog is the reason your husband left you.

Sorry, DEBBIE, but it seems more likely that your old man ditched you because you were obsessed with the minutiae of celebrity life and completely without a sense of humor. And, from the looks of it, found an “Angelina” for himself.

By: david

david — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:18:21 +0000

I am so sick of Aniston. The divorce was 2 years ago. Please move on like the rest of the world.

By: DEBBIE

DEBBIE — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:55:23 +0000

Can you guys leave this poor woman alone!!! You all are reponsible for shattered dreams resulting from broken marriages in this country. Angelina Jolie who is known for breaking other women’s home and heart is more celebrated and rewarded for her shameful act. Jennifer has been so graceful and gracious since this whore took her joy. Now that the she-devil-Angelina who shows no family value as evidenced by the way she treats her father now has children of her own, let’s wait and see nemesy catching up with her because what goes around comes around; even stupid Brad would have a dose of it too. How can a sensible man leave a priceless gift for a thrash like Angelina. It’s obvious he stupidly or selfishly fell for it because he is an adulterer himself. Jennifer deserves better than him and am praying for her. Let her move on with her life please.

By: angie

angie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:23:32 +0000

Angelina is a homewrecker and love publiciy, fame and money. Plus, I betcha she looks nasty when she gets old. That ol bar hopper hard look.

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:05:04 +0000

Wow.

First of all, she had to go through the front because the back door was blocked off.

Second, her visit to the Ivy was not to prove she isn’t pregnant…but to meet with a chef and caterers to help create a program to bring healthy, nutritious meals to public schools. A program SHE is funding.

Get over yourselves.

By: Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant « Culturite

Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant « Culturite — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:57:05 +0000

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By: scoobyz

scoobyz — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:55:28 +0000

News flash to person who wrote the article you can be pregnant and still not show for a long while, doesn’t take a smart person to know that.

By: Jennifer Aniston is way better than that fat lipped Jolie

Jennifer Aniston is way better than that fat lipped Jolie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:38:32 +0000

People get over yourselves. I really don’t think that Aniston was start a rumor about herself just to get attention, shes ridiculously famous as it is. Angelina Jolie is even really all that great, any fucking person can adopt a kid. Its nice that shes doing it, don’t get me wrong, but it seems like shes the one seeking attention. Ookie Dookie snitches. Peace.

By: Sarah is dumb

Sarah is dumb — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:33:02 +0000

Who why in the world would you take something like that literal? I’m sure they didn’t actually mean go out and buy a life? Stop being dumb!

By: gir

gir — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:09:05 +0000

“We could write alot and point out everything thats annoying with his writing, but that would ruin our day.”

hahahaha yeah right like you’re going back to work on your massively completist directory of literary criticism. You could deconstruct the hell out of a gossip satire blog and reduce ol’ Stu tears, but you don’t want to ruin your day.

Incidentally, which parts did Nicolas write and which parts are Tamara’s? I only ask so that I can use my mental energy to will you to drop dead, I get the attributions correct.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:03:58 +0000

http://www.overwriter.com/