Jennifer Aniston Has Dinner With Brad Pitt! Dinner! Possibly!

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston may have had a secret dinner together, so you know what this means - Jennifer Aniston actually eats stuff. Weird.

According to reports, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston met up in secret during the Toronto Film Festival, where Brad Pitt is promoting Burn After Reading and Jennifer Aniston is promoting her recent break-up with John Mayer or a new haircut or something. Seriously, we haven’t bothered to check.

Anyway, this Brad Pitt/ Jennifer Aniston dinner might not have happened - in fact, it’s more likely that Brad and Jennifer went to great lengths to studiously avoid each other - but let’s report the dinner as fact anyway. That way we might anger Angelina Jolie enough to stop thumping out a baby with a stupid name every couple of minutes. We’re doing you a favour, really.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have moved on with their lives so much in recent years that sometimes it’s hard to remember that they were even married at all. Brad Pitt, of course, has since found love with Angelina Jolie and become one half of The Child-Catchers It’s OK To Tolerate, while Jennifer Aniston has managed to find love with a fat bloke, the Kwik-Save Brad Pitt and a 12-year-old boy for about three seconds each respectively.

But even though they were married, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston still haven’t seen each other since their divorce. There may be genuine reasons for that - like the way that Jennifer Aniston might resent Brad’s new family with Angelina Jolie, or the way that Brad Pitt might be freaked out by Jennifer Aniston spending about a year wailing about how miserable she was after the divorce.

Either way, what this means is that you’ll never see Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston in the same place together. Unless they’re in Toronto.

Oh, you know how it is. You’re lonely, on the road promoting a movie that’s bound to be something of a letdown and suddenly you catch a glimpse of the person you used to be married to at a film festival. You let the alluring spirit of Toronto - the Paris of South-Central Ontario, filled with grand monuments to romance like the Toronto-Dominion Bank Tower and Yonge Street - get to you, and the next thing you know you’re reliving old times over a dinner so crackling in undiluted sexual tension that even the waiters are scared to interrupt. The Daily Mail reports:

Rumours are circulating today that the former Friends star had a business dinner with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, last night at the festival. If true, it would be the pair’s first known meeting since their bitter divorce in 2005.

A business dinner? That sounds unbelievably sexy. Oh Yonge Street you minx, why do you trigger so much uncontrolled desire in people that they end up making hot and heavy awkward conversation together during business dinners with each other?

Of course, what’s probably more likely is that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s staff spent the entire film festival breaking their backs to make sure that neither Brad nor Jennifer got within 500 yards of each other in case Aniston ended up trying to smash her shoe heel into Pitt’s skull, but let’s not pay any attention to that - Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston totally had dinner together this weekend!

Fingers crossed now that Angelina Jolie tries to get her own back on Brad Pitt by going to the KFC with Johnny Lee Miller. That’ll learn everyone.