Jennifer Aniston Forgets About Her Own Nosejob

jennifer anistonLike a bad made-for-TV movie, Jennifer Aniston is an ordinary woman who woke up one morning to find she couldn’t remember a single thing that happened to her in the early nineties. 

Anyone who’ s seen Leprechaun is probably wondering how in the name of Miley Cyrus’ front wedgie can that ever be a bad thing, but it does help to have a working memory of your own face if a reporter ever happens to ask you about your attitude to plastic surgery.

In an interview with Yahoo Beauty Editor Bobbi Brown – so that’s what he’s been up to since splitting with Whitney – Jennifer reveals that her and hot fiance Justin Theroux are totally against going under the knife, and that in her own words ‘he will put a gun to my head if I touch my face in any way’.

Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston

 

Imagine checking yourself out the mirror and feeling the man you love walk up behind you, wrap his arms around your waist and gently whisper in your ear ‘I will shoot you if you ever get Botox’.  Some people find that romantic, I guess.

She goes on to vent her frustrations at the people in her life who are sporting designer faces.

“I don’t judge it if you do it, but sometimes I wish I could beg the people I know, who I am very near and dear to, to not touch their face.”

‘I’d never get Botox’ actually ranks just behind ‘I had a deviated septum’ and just above ‘Sorry Officer, I thought that white stuff was gum’ in the list of top lies told by celebrities. Hey, speaking of deviated septum, remember when Jennifer Aniston’s nose looked like this?

jennifer aniston natural nose

Truly a tragedy that she’s lost so much of her long term memory. Maybe someone should warn Katherine Heigl that one of the possible side effects of doing excessive amounts of  romantic comedies is dramatic memory loss.

Remember, kids – Marley and Me. Not even once.

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Comments

  1. Bill says

    Who cares whether Jennifer Aniston ever had any work done?! Fact is she’s smoking hot and has the sexiest body of any woman EVER. It is perfect head to toe, but I’d like to spend time in the middle.

  2. Gina says

    That guy is such a pathetic joke. Who the heck listens to a clown that used another women for 14 years threw her away for money bags here. Jen should updated him on her surgeries before he put his foot in his stupid mouth.