Ok, so this title is 100% speculation, but I’m officially calling the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunion NOW. As you know, Brad and Angelina SHOOK my world last year with their divorce, and now, Jennifer and her husband Justin Theroux have announced their separation. This can only mean ONE thing: A BRAD AND JEN REUNION IS COMING!
Literally minutes ago, Jen and Justin announced their separation, so this news is very very fresh, but not that unexpected since the two haven’t made a public appearance together since July, and I got knocked up in July, so I know that was a damn long time ago because I am pregnant af.
Jen and Justin, who got married in August 2015, just released a joint statement stating:
In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year.
Blah blah blah, we’re still bff, blah blah blah, cherished friendship, I’m sure you guys all know the drill.
As bummed as I am for Jen and Justin, I can’t help believe that the reunion I didn’t even know I wanted is definitely going to take place in 2018. I always thought I wanted Brangelina forever, but now, with the fucking shit show real-life Black Mirror episode that is the US, I find myself longing for the simpler times of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. A time when everyone had highlights and openly smoked and contouring wasn’t a thing. A time when the only major school shooting was Columbine and we just blamed that on Marilyn Manson.
I mean, Brad Pitt finally got all those kids he wanted, so maybe now he can finally go back to Jennifer Aniston and she can forgive the whole Angelina thing and they can be friends with Melissa Etheridge again. Yeah…that’s the simple kind of life I want….