GQ magazine has named their Man of the Year and – yes you’ve guessed it – the winner is predictably same person who year-on-year tops the lists of most desirable man and other such stupid and pointless lists. It’s none other than… Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Aniston has been granted the title of top bloke because, according to the magazine, she showed a lot of poise, grace and good humour during her break up with Brad Pitt this year.

So Jennifer Aniston (DVDs) is not only a man, she’s also the best man of the whole year. Well, when you see who GQ has chosen as it’s other two men
of the year, it’s understandable why it has scraped the bottom of the
barrel, and only found poor Jen in there.

Jennifer’s co-star in upcoming film The Break Up, Vince Vaughn was
picked because he’s "hilarious, charming and smart,” while ex-crack
dealer 50 Cent won for being "endlessly" fascinating.

Well ladies, if this is the best selection of men that GQ can come up with,
you’d better start looking at that hopeless drip Derek from the local
Spar shop in a whole new way, because he’s the best you’re ever going to
get.

And after the year Jennifer Aniston has had, what with being dumped by
that gimp Brad Pitt for Angelina Jolie – adoption’s answer to Cruella de
Ville – GQ should be ashamed of itself; the Man of the Year award is
quite frankly a big kick in the balls for her.

Read more:

GQ Man Of The Year? It’s A Woman, Baby – MSNBC

[story by Joanna Sim]