Yes, you read it right the first time single fellas and lesbians; Jenna Jameson, that great Comrade of the Cock – the Velociraptor of the Vulva – has broken off the unwritten agreement she had with your – nay, the world's – right hand.
The 34-year-old veteran made the announcement at the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards in Las Vegas on Saturday.
Announcing her porn retirement, Jenna Jameson said:
“Honesty is key. I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!”
The response from the audience was unique. Gushing and squirting are commonplace at the AVNs, but usually from the vaginal duct, not the tear.
“I can’t believe it,” said one watery-eyed observer, “what does she expect me to do now? Just keep on watching repeats of her old stuff? I tried that when Friends came off air. Sure, the first few times I heard Phoebe sing ‘Smelly Cat’ it made me chuckle, but after the fiftieth viewing it just wasn’t funny anymore. It wasn’t funny anymore!”
But don’t reach for the tie, stockings and orange just yet, because on receiving the Jenna Jameson crossover star of the year award, ‘actress’ and Jenna-clone Stormy Daniels (who crossed over from all-girl to anal gang-bang, the versatile little thing) reassured the audience, and no doubt filled her mothers bosom with pride, saying:
“Well I plan on spreading my legs for the industry for quite some time.”
Watch Jenna’s retirement below:
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Jenna Jameson Announces Retirement From Porn – Entertainmentwise
AlwaysHungry says
I thought she had gave that up long time ago
Adam Gade says
Hah. Well, it’s probably for the best since I bet it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway these days. Either way, it’s a good thing her kind doesn’t talk much, the voices are annoying as hell.
Because of Britney says
Britney, it long departed better days, was known to have a fascination with Jenna and her G/G pr0n work. It’s obvious that Jenna is retiring before inspiring other teenage tarts to completely implode on themselves.
Now what we need is for Jenna to coax Britney back to health with the power of her magic minge, instead of the ridiculous Dr. Phil and his bizarre bellowing. That would be a fiiting ending to the Britney saga. And a damn good video.