Celebrity Love Island winner Jayne Middlemiss has managed to get over being rejected by fellow contestant Lee Sharpe. Good for her. She’s still completely crazy though.
"You have to have a sense of humour – you’ve got to laugh at yourself. It’s a bit embarrassing, isn’t it? i got binned off on telly. Brilliant." commented crazy old Jayne Middlemiss.
Yeah, brilliant! Super! Smashing! Great! You’re, like, totally about to burst into tears, aren’t you?
"I wouldn’t have had it any other way. If Lee hadn’t done that, I wouldn’t have faced my biggest fear – rejection. It was the best thing that happened. I’m not scared of it any more."
Sorry, but we still hear "mad as hell and not going to take it any more" every time we read the last part of that comment.
"You saw my demons, they were right out there. I wasn’t insecure before but I was lacking self-belief. Now I’ve lived through it and I’m a stronger person."
Jayne Middlemiss was a worthy winner of the least worthwhile competition in history (a prize for basically attempting to put out).
It was a best of a terrible bunch scenario, but we almost warmed to her hyperactive rantings. It was like having Big Brother on, only without the constant food preparation and Derek.
As for the other Love Island winner Fran Cosgrave, we’re not entirely sure we didn’t just imagine him being there the whole time. Jayne Middlemiss was into him like a fly’s into rolled up newspapers. Lee was the guy striking her matches.
"I care. I really do," she surmised. "But if someone can’t see me, then they are not the man for me."
Indeed. We think she should focus on her freshly revitalised career instead. Another series of that splendid Ozone television show perhaps? Anyone at all?
Maybe not, then.
[story by Chris Laverty]
