Jay-Z and Beyonce wanted their wedding to be a special, private affair – something they could say was theirs without intrusion from the outside world.
So, in retrospect, maybe Jay-Z and Beyonce shouldn’t have hired the world’s gobbiest florist to decorate their apartment, because that florist – Amy Vongpitaka – has pretty much blabbed off about every single little aspect of their wedding in excruciating detail to a magazine. On and on and on she went, yapping away to nobody in particular about garlands and blooms and blah blah blah.
Warning: the following scenes contain endless talk about floristry that some readers might find a bit tedious.
Neither Jay-Z or Beyonce seem to be particularly keen on officially confirming whether or not they actually got married last weekend, but the clues are there. Notice, for example, the easy, carefree swagger of a newlywed in Jay-Z’s gait this week, and the barely-contained glee that has very slightly altered Beyonce’s complexion in certain lights.
What’s more, there’s the fact that Jay-Z and Beyonce took out a marriage license a few days before the wedding, the fact that Beyonce’s been walking around wearing a dirty great diamond wedding ring that’s the size of a sodding watermelon and the fact that Mary J Blige has publically congratulated Jay-Z and Beyonce for getting married. Yes, the clues are there alright, but you have to look.
However, perhaps you’re too stupid for clues. Perhaps you need Jay-Z and Beyonce’s wedding day florist Amy Vongpitaka to spell out that they got married to you very simply as if you were a child or an idiot. Is that what you want? Is it? Good, because that’s exactly what Amy Vongpitaka told US Weekly:
“It made the apartment like a heaven, like a palace. You walked in, and it was all flowers — everything white and creamy… Beyonce requested the specific look of the bloom… I heard Beyoncé was thrilled. I know she’s so happy with this wedding.”
What’s more, Vongpitaka told US Weekly that she had 100,000 orchids shipped over from Thailand especially for the Jay-Z/Beyonce wedding, and that they all made Beyonce look ‘special’. A shame, since Jay-Z specifically requested that the flowers were to make Beyonce look like a trampy old ho-skank.
Still, at least we know now that Jay-Z and Beyonce definitely got married, because a woman whose name you’ve been trying and failing to pronounce in your head since the second paragraph in said so. Your lives are now enriched and you’ll probably want to memorise all the details immediately so that you can pass them on to your grandchildren in years to come.
Either that or you’ll forget them all instantly. We’re not too fussed which.
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B.E.A-utiful says
Of course a woman can understand why she would want her wedding to be private becuse she wanted just to be all about her and NO one else! dah!!